Six Pack

What follows is an answer to the chorus of complaints from the legions of fans tired of being distracted by “sensible” analysis, backed by “facts” and “knowledge.” If you seek shelter from the twin storms that are “reality” and “logic,” then this is your port of call. 1. Am I the only person expecting (hoping/wishing/praying … Read more

FFAs Game Notes: Jaguars

This game played far closer than it should have, according to the stats. Of course, the stats don’t show the kind of danger that Leftwich posed in the fourth quarter, slinging his way down the field and picking the Redskins’ secondary apart in the process. Since stats don’t tell the whole story, let me express … Read more

Brunell, Moss Terrific in Redskins Victory

What a dog fight. Santana Moss pulls in a pass from Mark Brunell and breaks it for a 68-yard touchdown in overtime? You can’t expect to see a much better NFL game than the Washington Redskins 36-30 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. Not if you’re a Redskin fan anyway. It’s not surprising that … Read more

Hog Wire News and Notes

Springs Likely to Miss Week 4 – Cornerback Shawn Springs sat out practice Thursday, nursing a groin injury suffered in practice last week. It was reported by the Associated Press that the injury will likely keep him out through Week 5 against the New York Giants as well. – Quarterback Mark Brunell missed most of … Read more

Hognostications: Week 4

After the first three weeks that this Hognosticator has had (nine games out after three weeks), it may be wise to just check the picks and select the opposite. Last week was particularly brutal. Never in the two year history of Hognosticating and years before in other pools have the Hognosticator’s picks been below .500. … Read more

The Cheap Seats: To Call a Play (Part II)

Last week we took a tour through some vintage Madden in his book One Knee Equals Two Feet and saw how a typical Raiders’ huddle would function while he was a head coach. Two plays, “Eighteen bob odd O” and “Ninety-one out flare seven,” would each convey 11 different assignments to the offense in 6 … Read more

The Six-Pack

1) The Fox announcing crews are, for the most part, stupid and indistinguishable from one another. They engage in a mix of badly mangled English and gross overstatements that would be funny were they not so serious. On Sunday, Sam Rosen and Tim Ryan proudly upheld that tradition and thus have given us: Your First … Read more

FFAs Game Notes: Texans

The Skins came out swinging on Sunday. At 1-2, things don’t look quite so bad. Of course, the 4 game stretch in front of us looks tough (Indy, Giants, Titans, and of course the Jags this coming Sunday), but I have every confidence that the Skins can emerge from it’s first 7 games with a … Read more