With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:23 pm

Enough of RG3, There is a QB nicknamed Speedy Gun Gordon from Jersey, also nicknamed "Ruff Duff". If the Skins want to get back to the Glory years, give this guy a chance. He is faster than "Bullet bob Hayes"...thoughts and comments are welcome!!

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:27 pm

Welcome to speedy gun's mom! LOL

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:35 pm

clown question? No its not!! The man has a rocket for an arm, runs a 4.5 40 and has muscles on his muscles, lets face it, the RG3 experiment is over

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:05 pm

speedy gun fan wrote:clown question? No its not!!

Yeah Bryce, no it's not! #-o

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:40 pm

If he/she is so good, why has no one heard of him/her?

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:45 am

its a HE!!! Are you people serious??? Do you live on Mars?? Speedy Gun Gordon AKA "Ruff Duff" was the fastest kid on the streets of Parsippany, and over time he became a lightning bolt on the football field and the boxing ring. Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds! trust me, this guy is the real deal!! Look him up!! Jay Gruden needs his head examined if he doesnt sign this kid!! NO JOKE!!

Burgundy&Wha? · Post by **Burgundy&Wha?** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:14 am

Call Jerruh. :roll:

fabe · Post by **fabe** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:37 am

Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:40 am

fabe wrote:Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?

Nah... it's speedy's Mom

fabe · Post by **fabe** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:41 am

Countertrey wrote:Nah... it's speedy's Mom

Or maybe it's a player he/she created in Madden.

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:14 am

speedy gun fan wrote:Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds

Well, if he did that then I certainly don't understand why 32 NFL teams passed up this professional wrestling gem in the draft and free agency. And I totally agree that Gruden should have his head examined for not doing Bruce Allen's job for him, and not relying on the two backup QBs already on the team, that went through training camp and have previous NFL starting QB experience. :roll:

PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:24 pm

Deadskins wrote:
PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?

You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:35 pm

Countertrey wrote:
Deadskins wrote:
PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?

You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?

Is that a clown question, bro?

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:37 pm

BWHAAAAAAA

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:00 am

You can all pretend what you want, but the facts are out there. The ink doesnt lie. Ok for now "Cousins" is doing a fine job. But the man is vanilla ice cream, plays with no personality. Speedy Gun Gordon has the fastest hands ive ever seen, I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in. What is wrong with you people??? Cant you understand the possibilities brining this guy into DC? George Allen would start him if he was still the coach, no joke!!!

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:10 am

Herb Mul-Key

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:15 am

speedy gun fan wrote:I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in.

He can best a 13 year-old? That certainly qualifies him to play in the NFL.

PulpExposure · Post by **PulpExposure** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:25 am

I wish that I too had an imaginary super-athlete friend.

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:58 am

Judging by Speedy Gun's fan, I'm all in for signing the guy.
Actually I was sold when he made lound noises to distract a 13 year old.
Duff Man? Ruff Duff?
Wait, what?

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:24 am

ok folks,make your jokes, but the bottom line is....SPEEDY GUN WILL BRING THE REDSKINS BACK TO THEIR GLORY DAYS!! HE EVEN RACED 250 POUND MARK MCCOMBS IN A 100 YARD DASH AT SCHERINGS PARKING LOT. WHEN HE WAS RUNNING HE WAS MAKING LOUD NOISES AS HE PASSED MCCOMBS!! WHEN HE PLAYS BASKETBALL HE SHOOTS LIKE DICK BARNETT OF THE 69-70 NY KNICKS

fabe · Post by **fabe** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:12 pm

Oh boy, they're starting to speak in caps now.

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:26 am

even in high school he wrestled Larry Marino and flipped him all over the mat, the lowly Eagles beat you today!!! Time for a change!! BRING IN SPEEDY!!!

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:51 pm

fabe · Post by **fabe** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:10 pm

speedy gun fan · Post by **speedy gun fan** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:37 am

nice game Kirk!!! NOW you all understand how the Skins could use Speedy Gun Gordon to lead them to victory, now who are the fools!!!

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