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Enough of RG3, There is a QB nicknamed Speedy Gun Gordon from Jersey, also nicknamed "Ruff Duff". If the Skins want to get back to the Glory years, give this guy a chance. He is faster than "Bullet bob Hayes"...thoughts and comments are welcome!!
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Welcome to speedy gun's mom! LOL
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clown question? No its not!! The man has a rocket for an arm, runs a 4.5 40 and has muscles on his muscles, lets face it, the RG3 experiment is over
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speedy gun fan wrote:clown question? No its not!!

Yeah Bryce, no it's not! #-o
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If he/she is so good, why has no one heard of him/her?
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its a HE!!! Are you people serious??? Do you live on Mars?? Speedy Gun Gordon AKA "Ruff Duff" was the fastest kid on the streets of Parsippany, and over time he became a lightning bolt on the football field and the boxing ring. Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds! trust me, this guy is the real deal!! Look him up!! Jay Gruden needs his head examined if he doesnt sign this kid!! NO JOKE!!
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Call Jerruh. :roll:
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Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?
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fabe wrote:Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?
Nah... it's speedy's Mom
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Countertrey wrote:Nah... it's speedy's Mom


Or maybe it's a player he/she created in Madden.
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speedy gun fan wrote:Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds

Well, if he did that then I certainly don't understand why 32 NFL teams passed up this professional wrestling gem in the draft and free agency. And I totally agree that Gruden should have his head examined for not doing Bruce Allen's job for him, and not relying on the two backup QBs already on the team, that went through training camp and have previous NFL starting QB experience. :roll:

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Deadskins wrote:
PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?

You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?
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PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?

You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?

Is that a clown question, bro?
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You can all pretend what you want, but the facts are out there. The ink doesnt lie. Ok for now "Cousins" is doing a fine job. But the man is vanilla ice cream, plays with no personality. Speedy Gun Gordon has the fastest hands ive ever seen, I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in. What is wrong with you people??? Cant you understand the possibilities brining this guy into DC? George Allen would start him if he was still the coach, no joke!!!
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speedy gun fan wrote:I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in.

ROTFALMAO
He can best a 13 year-old? That certainly qualifies him to play in the NFL.
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Judging by Speedy Gun's fan, I'm all in for signing the guy.
Actually I was sold when he made lound noises to distract a 13 year old.
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ok folks,make your jokes, but the bottom line is....SPEEDY GUN WILL BRING THE REDSKINS BACK TO THEIR GLORY DAYS!! HE EVEN RACED 250 POUND MARK MCCOMBS IN A 100 YARD DASH AT SCHERINGS PARKING LOT. WHEN HE WAS RUNNING HE WAS MAKING LOUD NOISES AS HE PASSED MCCOMBS!! WHEN HE PLAYS BASKETBALL HE SHOOTS LIKE DICK BARNETT OF THE 69-70 NY KNICKS
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Oh boy, they're starting to speak in caps now.
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even in high school he wrestled Larry Marino and flipped him all over the mat, the lowly Eagles beat you today!!! Time for a change!! BRING IN SPEEDY!!!
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nice game Kirk!!! NOW you all understand how the Skins could use Speedy Gun Gordon to lead them to victory, now who are the fools!!!
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