Don't throw sausage in the UK

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:20 pm

He's obviosly a little punk who got what was coming to him.

UK Skins Fan · Post by **UK Skins Fan** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:58 am

JSPB22 wrote:He's obviosly a little punk who got what was coming to him.

That's the spirit! Hang 'em high, that's what I say.

mantismike · Post by **mantismike** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:44 pm

This is exactly why i have to remove myself from England asap, its just not quite as great as it once was, WW1 WW2 oh and that sausage incident !!!!

please_remain_calm · Post by **please_remain_calm** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:25 pm

Just a typical little ned as we call them.

12 years old and he is taking sleeping pills?!? Has to be 14 before he hits the anti depressants? Or is it the speed that is keeping him up at night.

Hanging is too good for him!

BeeGee · Post by **BeeGee** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:03 am

This was actually a very refreshing story. In America, the headline would read "Boy Arrested for Bomb Attack - 25 Dead"

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:47 am

Wow. At first I thought the thread title was 'Don't throw a sausage into UK' :shock:

UK Skins Fan · Post by **UK Skins Fan** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:04 pm

BossHog wrote:Wow. At first I thought the thread title was 'Don't throw a sausage into UK'

No thanks. What, you weren't offering? Oh, thank God.

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:30 pm

I've been waiting for this thread to end before I put my comments in. I wish we had such intense police over here.. wait.. I'm glad we don't, I would've gotten a life sentence if that was case when i egg'd my old art teacher's car!!!

*whistle*.. Flag on the play for illegal use of breakfast!!!

Bishop Hammer · Post by **Bishop Hammer** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:59 am

UK Skins Fan wrote:Damn right we take it seriously. That was a perfectly good sausage, and a man's sausage is his castle.

The old guy thought he'd been hit by a stone, which clearly suggests that this little thug hadn't even bothered to defrost the aforementioned sausage before throwing it.

Crikey, not only did he throw away a prefectly good sausage, but he didn't cook it properly first.

This is exactly why Britain is going down the plughole. Still, there is hope - his defence lawyer may yet save his bacon.

Okay, the story itself was a little funny but your comments just put it over the top now.