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I saw Team America on ppv. 7/10. Funny, but not the laugh-fest everyone made it out to be.
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General Failure wrote:I saw Team America on ppv. 7/10. Funny, but not the laugh-fest everyone made it out to be.


Agreed. And some of the laughs were just shock-value laughs. Orgasmo is still their best movie.
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I thought it was more of the same tired writing trying to pass itself off as the joke from them.
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Favorites "10's"

Nepoleon Dynamite
Team America
Anchorman
Zoolander
Wedding Crashers

can anyone tell the type of movies that crack me up yet?
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Texas Hog wrote:The original longest yard wasn't a comedy.....but a classic and well worth watching. Haven't seen the new version yet.


It was listed as a comedy in the description on DirecTV. Whether or not it was intended to be funny, it was pretty boring.

The new one actually takes some jokes directly from the original and updates them -- they just weren't all that funny in the original, in my opinion.

The new version is ok. Worth getting on Netflix, for sure.

It had comedic moments, but movies are relative to the time they were made. There were movies that seemed so funny to me in my youth, that now just seem stupid. Still, I'm sure the old version blows the remake away.
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Hustle And Flow- 7.5 out of 10
Wedding Crashers- 9 out of 10

Last movie I'd rate a 10 was the film "Crash", not many people have heard of it and I dont remember it being publicized very much on TV. It should be coming out on DVD within the next month or so, you all should definitely check it out. Great film.
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Redskins4Life wrote:Hustle And Flow- 7.5 out of 10
Wedding Crashers- 9 out of 10

Last movie I'd rate a 10 was the film "Crash", not many people have heard of it and I dont remember it being publicized very much on TV. It should be coming out on DVD within the next month or so, you all should definitely check it out. Great film.


Crash was good. Maybe a little preachy. It definitely didn't get much hype, despite some notable cast-members who made the rounds on TV (in fact, last night's Conan was a repeat from May with Matt Dillon).
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watched "HOSTAGE" bruce willis (last night)....very good movie 7.5/10
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I'd give Crash a 8.5

interesting plot

watched Employee of the Month the other night on HBO....had never seen or heard of it......that was a 9.5 or 10.....really enjoyed it. Great twists and funny as hell.
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harold and kumar go to white castle.... 9.5 :rock:

had me laughing in tears through a couple parts
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hailskins666 wrote:harold and kumar go to white castle.... 9.5 :rock:

had me laughing in tears through a couple parts


yea....the previews made me laugh on that one....want to see it

check out Employee of the Month HS....I think you'll like it.
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hailskins666 wrote:harold and kumar go to white castle.... 9.5 :rock:

had me laughing in tears through a couple parts


Eh Harold and Kumar was alright. I'd probably give it about a 8 out of 10. It was enjoyable but it wasn't laugh out loud funny for me.


On a side note: I rented that Bernie Mac/ Ashton Kutcher movie "Guess Who" last night. Truly a disappointment. I came in the movie with such high hopes but I'd have to give it a 5.5/10
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The last movie I saw was War of the Worlds...I'll give it 1 out of 10.
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Punu wrote:"you sound like a gayyyyyy" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Corningstone is fair game"

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lol Anchorman had some good punchlines but overall the movie wasn't too great. I'd give it a 6/10
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theater: herbie fully loaded (i own a 5 year old herbie fanatic). i wasn't expecting much, so i enjoyed it. plus, justin long is a funny mofo. by the way, herbie wins in the end. 7/10

netflix: secret lives of dentists. very interesting, if not sad. denis leary is a riot. 7.5/10

oh, and speaking of vince vaughn, dodgeball is one of the funniest movies ever made, for those of you silly enough to not have seen it yet.
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joebagadonuts wrote:theater: herbie fully loaded (i own a 5 year old herbie fanatic). i wasn't expecting much, so i enjoyed it. plus, justin long is a funny mofo. by the way, herbie wins in the end. 7/10

netflix: secret lives of dentists. very interesting, if not sad. denis leary is a riot. 7.5/10

oh, and speaking of vince vaughn, dodgeball is one of the funniest movies ever made, for those of you silly enough to not have seen it yet.


WAAAAT? DODGEBALL IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES EVER MADE? THAT MOVIE SUCKED :shock: I'd give it a 3 out of 10
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dude, what's NOT funny about guys getting hit in the head with a big red rubber ball?!? gar!
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Dodgeball was hilarious!
his name was "white".....hahahahahaha

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Is that a quote from Dodgeball? It's a Simpsons ripoff.
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"No One Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood"... That was the only funny quote in the entire movie and it was in the movie trailer so I knew it was coming anyway.
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how about 'you're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop'

or 'necessary? is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? no, but it's sterile, and i like the taste'

or 'it's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there'.

i could go on. what, pray tell, do you think is the funniest movie ever made?
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Or if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dodgeball. That was one of the funniest scenes of any movie..

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Redskins4Life wrote:On a side note: I rented that Bernie Mac/ Ashton Kutcher movie "Guess Who" last night. Truly a disappointment. I came in the movie with such high hopes but I'd have to give it a 5.5/10




You came in with high hopes?........ :-k ROTFALMAO


Ashton Kutcher is not an actor (of any significance), and Bernie Mac is soooooooo overrated. He's pretty much the least funniest guy I've seen in a long time. The premise of that movie alone was enough for me to give it two thumbs down.

Based on the previews, I had that movie rated at somewhere between Gigli and that Madonna movie on the island...



BTW, based on the previews, I thought Harold & Kumar would be terrible, until a buddy told me to see it.

Freakin' awesome :rock:
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