MY 1K THREAD!!!!!! (56K USERS BEWARE!!!)

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:14 pm

Take time to let the page load up!

I'd like to thank you Boss Hog. You truely have created a great website and you run it well. I dont know where else I spend 8 hours of my day when Im at work :wink:

In all seriousness, keep up the terrific work, and thanks for putting up with me and everyone else.

For anyone who thinks this thread or is dumb, just leave please.

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Do you remember pogs? Yea, I still have some!
Did you ever play Master Blaster? Whats that?
Who was your favorite character in Captain Planet? The black kid of course,

Where did you get your name, Chris Luva Luva? My aunt always called me "Lover Boy"
Are you a "Lover Boy"? No, Im too shy.
Did you steal the peanut from the peanut jar? Yes!
are you really a girl ? No
A father and son get into a car crash. The father instantly dies. the son gets rushed to the ER. the doctor comes into the room, and says " I can't work on him, he's my son." How does this work? The doctor is his mother.
If i dug a hole straight through Earth and jumped in it..what would happen? You would die of no oxygen.
Bush or Kerry? Neither for now
am I your best friend? No, well yes, when Im at work, lol
do you enjoy teh lesbians? No, dag on religion and moral beliefs!
what is the meaning of life? Good one, I'll answer this at 2k
Fav food? Italian
Fav band?
Fav sport? Football, Football, more Football
Fav movie? Rosewood
What about the children? Evil, Evil little things
Fav babe? MEAGAN GOOD!!!!!!!! =P~

Are you a vegetarian? No, but I dont like eating too much meat, makes me sick.
Do you have a car? Yes
Are you really a man? Yes
what sort of music are you into? I love all kinds of music. But I do prefer Hip-Hop, Jazz, Gospel, Classical, and some Rock.
Favorite board? Depends. Off-season, Hogwash. Pre-Seaon, Camp Board. Etc.
Favorite board game? Monopoly, lets me exercise my Donald Trump
Favorite user? You, of course

Favorite color? Red
Favorite Car?

Favorite TV show? NFL NetWork
Favorite video game? Splinter Cell
Favorite website? http://www.thehogs.net http://www.ign.com,

http://redskins.com, http://washingtonpost.com
Favorite console? Ps2
Favorite animal? My blue and gold macaw
Favorite time of the day? Evening
Favorite Avatar?
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing? McDonalds
Yes or No? Yes
n00b or newb? N00b
omg or liek omg? Like omg!
right or left? Left
early or late? Early.
How many posts a day do you get? 10
Why are clowns evil?????? My mom likes clowns, but I think they're the devil. You wonder how they get all of them in that one car? Theres a portal to hell in the glove box and they all come out.
Why do they call them Apartments when they're connected? I guess because the inside of the apartment is parted into many parts =)
How many kilos of coke did they pull
out of q.carter's locker? Rumour has it that JJ has a secret drug trade. His players get first dibs on the coke. Well QC got a little greedy as Mike Irvin was asking for some too and JJ got peeved. JJ told Bill QC had to go.
Why did you decide against changin your username? I didn't change it because I like it. I felt that everyone recognized this name and that a lot of people wouldn't know that I changed it. I wish I would have been able to stick "hog" in my name somehow, but you all know I bleed pork.
Why the self glorification? My self glorification, is a lot different than your "self-love".

AHHNOOOAWWLLD says Cowboys

fans;

There's a nasty rumour going around about Iggles

fans.

For the Giants fans! Do us a big

favor.

I'm Tiger

Woods!

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http://www.thrillinghill.com/gallery/albums/luisjr/shaq_brings_down_basket_ls09.mpeg - Shaq Breaks hoops

http://www.thrillinghill.com/gallery/albums/album84/F350Run.wmv 11 sec. qtr mile in a F-350!

http://www.thrillinghill.com/gallery/albums/album51/no_candy_at_the_grocery_store1.avi - I'll never have children if they act like this!

Boss
The best! Theres not much more I can say but thanks again. I loved the post in that thread

where you and Goy were going at it! "Classic"
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DE Hog
You and I have the same position on Champ. Same as me whenever we see the word Chump we're

there to set the record straight.
Most memorable comment: Easy with the Chump comment

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HailSkins666
"bad boi" I'll never forget that for the simple fact that you tried so hard. Rap and

football only mix in Madden, even I love rap music, the rock songs rock in madden! No pun

intended.
Most memorable comment: "Hell while we're at.......CRYGIRLS SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! jerry jones

won't be able to fix this mess with plastic surgery..... nice facelift....FAG!"

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Jake
When are you going to send in your resume to the Post? You breathe nothing but RedSkins.
Most memorable comment: Nope, you posted Williams and I posted Buges!
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Warmother
Most memorable comment: I'm not simple, I have three brains. I only have 2 brains, the one I

think with and the one I should think with.

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TCWest10
I must say that you were the 1st and for a long time the only person who made me feel

welcome. Thanks a lot, I would have left a long time ago if it wasn't for you.
Most memorable comment: Where else in the frickin' world wouldja find a born-again Christian

using yiddish slang ?
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gambit187
RedSkin in disguise...? I sometimes wonder if you are really BH who originally created you

to stir the pot before the forum blew up... But then
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NC43Hog
You have an awesome talent that I know extends beyond just creating avatars. I hope that

you get to use it how you wish through out your life.
Funny comment: "Also we saw Rod catch a great pass - OUT OF BOUNDS - If he had been in

bounds I am sure he would have dropped it."
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JansenFan
Jackson is the BEST!
Cool

comment:"The best, by far, was by our own Hailskins. When talking about Rod Gardner, he

commented that he tried to get Rod's autograph, but Rod kept dropping the pen"
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Justice Hog
Love the avatar, but so much more can have been done

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Bamaskin
I wonder if you’re from DC (ROLL EYES)
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Bacon - How can you not hate the cowboys? I think we’re going to have to dress up as

the Cowboys mascot and whip your ass for 2 days straight, so that everytime U hear/see

cowboys u turn into a phsychotic killer.
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FanfromAnnapolis - fellow college student. Keep up the good work, you're in a great

field. That was one of my interests that I thought of pursuing. I've been told quite a few

times that I would have done well in that field. I wish you the same.
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MOM HOG!!! - I always call you that on AIM. Its always great talking to you when I

get in from work. You're such a great mom, do you think you could adopt me?
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REDEEMEDSKIN - I still dont understand what that word was. I never really read a

lot of those threads. Congrats on being able to piss people off, thats a great ability!

LOL.

If I missed anyone, PLEASE forgive me.

Lets get ready for some football!

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:23 pm

Thanks for the shout out Chris. Congrats on the 1000. Keep them coming. One correction, it was actually DEHog that made the Gardner dropping the pen comment. Truly, one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:35 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:Jake
When are you going to send in your resume to the Post? You breathe nothing but RedSkins.

It won't be for a while because you're not supposed to get autographs when you're a professional sports journalist. :lol:

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:37 pm

Thanks guys. I hope you enjoyed the thread. I tried to add a bit of humour and other crap to make you guys smile a bit. You guys are the best.

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:04 pm

Dayhum! Wild thread Chris - enjoyed the time you put into it, and thanks for the shout out.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:18 pm

dude! now i see why you made a big deal about it. maybe you need a pepsi edge. :lol:

that post may be a reason to celebrate.

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:19 pm

Chris that is easily the greatest 1,000 or any other milestone thread i have seen on any Cowboy, Skins, Beagles or Midgets site.

Megan Good has grown up to be a HOTTIE.

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:46 pm

That was very entertaining Chris! But what the heck is that girl kissing?????? At first I thought it was an obscene picture! LOL

Make me feel old why don't you with the adopt me thing. LOL

Rock on Chris! I can't wait to see the celebration for 2k!

SkinsChic · Post by **SkinsChic** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:23 pm

Congrats on your 1000th.....I wish Jake would start writing for the post...then maybe I could quit work and he could support me...heheheh !

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:55 pm

dude! now i see why you made a big deal about it.

Im glad that you like it. When I was making those posts it wasn't to pump myself up, I just wanted some input to make it enjoyable. I wanted to include stuff from you guys and make it something fun to read through. I was excited about this because I've never put so much into a forum before, and I guess it was just my way of saying thanks.

cvillehog · Post by **cvillehog** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:55 pm

SkinsChic wrote:Congrats on your 1000th.....I wish Jake would start writing for the post...then maybe I could quit work and he could support me...heheheh !

Sounds like you have a little misconception about how much journalists get paid! :shock:

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:56 pm

Rock on Chris! I can't wait to see the celebration for 2k!

LMAO!!! I hope our 56k brethern upgrade to a broadband connection because if you thought this thread was load intensive, wait for 2k! LOL.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:01 pm

Congrats on the 1000th post Chris. It was very "interesting", to say the least. "Memorable" was the goal, and "memorable" was the result. :wink:

As for:

REDEEMEDSKIN - I still dont understand what that word was. I never really read a

lot of those threads. Congrats on being able to piss people off, thats a great ability!

LOL.

What word?

After this post, and the ones leading up to it, I would go as far as saying that you're quickly mastering my ability. he he. :lol:

SkinsChic · Post by **SkinsChic** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:06 am

Well, I'm sure he can make enough to let me rest a while....HA !

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:13 am

Chris thank's for the best post ever, I'm at work looking at it and 3 other people are laughing and admiring the pic's. I can't wait for #2000. Thanks for the shout-out.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:41 am

Chris thank's for the best post ever, I'm at work looking at it and 3 other people are laughing and admiring the pic's. I can't wait for #2000. Thanks for the shout-out.

Great!!!

All these replies made the few days it took to get this post together more than worth it!

To anyone I forgot to mention, I apologize again.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:26 pm

That was cool chris can't wait for 2k but I'm not buying that apartment answer :lol:

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:10 am

Great post Chris -- and congrats on the 1K post! :celebrate:

But.... Why, oh why, are clowns so evil?????? :hmm:

taz

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:02 am

It's the shoes. As The Simpsons have taught us, the bigger the shoes the blacker the heart.

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:03 am

Clowns are freaky... helluva post Chris!

Where do you work? You had some time on your hands :-)

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:21 am

Where do you work? You had some time on your hands

I did most of the work at home. I kid a lot about playing around at work. I'll post on the boards when Im at work if things aren't to hectic.

The whole thing took about 2 weeks of working off and on it. I had to take little notes and things here and there.

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:49 am

The whole thing took about 2 weeks of working off and on it. I had to take little notes and things here and there.

I'm sure! You put a ton of stuff on there... I was just messin' about the work thing :-)

Champsturf · Post by **Champsturf** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:46 pm

SWEEEEEEEEET post Chris! Congrats on 1k. I'll make it there someday when I grow up i wanna be a fireman...oh...sorry. :lol:

Anway, I really was hoping to be mentioned, but I understand. :cry:

I thought I would be standing right there next to DEHog.
Anyway, it was an awesome post and well worth the time you put into it. Congrats again.

P.S. Off the record, my grandmother used to call me loverboy too and I was also shy. However, as you get older the shyness fades a bit and the women have to be beaten off with a stick! :lol:

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:53 pm

Off the record, my grandmother used to call me loverboy too and I was also shy. However, as you get older the shyness fades a bit and the women have to be beaten off with a stick!

Huh?

I don't know what you mean... :twisted:

Anway, I really was hoping to be mentioned, but I understand.

Im sorry. It was hard for me to think of everyone. You will definately be mentioned in my 2k post. I'll make sure you are the 1st person mentioned!

Champsturf · Post by **Champsturf** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:00 pm

I was just razzing you a bit Chris. I am just a pee-on here with very few posts. It's all good. As long as I keep reading your wonderful posts and you don't ever beat my a$@ in Madden I'll be happy. :wink:

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