Training Camp: Pukes comming to town

REDSKINMARK · Post by **REDSKINMARK** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:43 pm

Dateline: Oxnard, Califonia...

The Pukes are due to start training camp here in my home town within the next few days and already the dammned window flags w/the star on them are being ereacted by these so called "football fan" wanabes.

The Pukes have also purchased billboard space along many of the highways here and my instinct is to paint over them (this would be breaking the law of course and as a lawyer and businessman I cannot place myself in such legal jeopardy, but the thought has crossed my mind however).

Do any of the loyal bretheren have any suggestions as to what can be done as a protest to the opening of camp at Crackwagon Central?

Your assitance is needed.

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:30 pm

I remember back in the day (80s) a guy in the next 'hood over from mine used to hang a life sized scarecrow looking thing dressed up in a puke football uniform from a big tree in his front yard. He also shot him full of arrows. That might catch some attention :-)

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:33 pm

1)Cover your car in Redskins Car magnets.

2)Buy as many Redskins car flags as possible (keep in mind you have to be able to roll a couple windows down.

3)Burn a copy of our fight song, and invest in some nice car speakers.

4)Wear full Redskins gear, and purchase a megaphone.

With car covered in magnets and all but two windows up with car flags in tow, blast the fight song and leave it on repeat.

Take the megaphone and sing along with the fight song. Do this for as many Cowgirls camp days as possible. Sounds like fun!

The Skins Fan · Post by **The Skins Fan** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:40 pm

1)Cover your car in Redskins Car magnets.

2)Buy as many Redskins car flags as possible (keep in mind you have to be able to roll a couple windows down.

3)Burn a copy of our fight song, and invest in some nice car speakers.

4)Wear full Redskins gear, and purchase a megaphone.

5) Make a Lifesize Cowpuke scarecrow and hang it by a noose on your front lawn

6) Install a big flag pole in your front lawn and buy the biggest flag they make and fly it

7) If you have a fence in front lawn, make a huge banner that says "GO TO HELL COWBOY FANS"

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:49 pm

Sticks and stones my break my bones BUT DEADSKINS AND THEIR FANS WILL ALWAYS FEAR US....

Thanks for the kind words guys, you jealous and envy is appreciated...

ROTFALMAO

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:01 pm

If you get the scare crow, impale it on a pitch fork, legs 1st! :twisted:

Buy some Cowgirl memorabilia and destroy it, sprinkle it on their lawns!!!

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:16 pm

This thread should not be in Hog Wash. I'm moving it.