Hognostications 2016

[DarthMonk]

It's that time of year again. Are you ready for some football? Our CBS Sports Office Pool, Hognostications, is back for the 2016 season. Pool manager DarthMonk welcomes you back and is looking forward to another great season!

http://abtc.football.cbssports.com

I made the deadline for picks be 5 minutes BEFORE EACH GAME.

If you forget to make your picks you won't get a zero. You will get the worst score that week minus 1.

[Burgundy&GoldForever]

Wouldn't the worst score that week minus 1 be the worst score that week?

[DarthMonk]

Wouldn't the worst score that week minus 1 be the worst score that week?

Yes. After you forget to make your picks I will find the lowest score of the week and assign you that score minus one making your score the worst score of the week.

[DarthMonk]

Bump.

If I'm reading things right it looks like we have a lot of Hognosticators.

[Justice Hog]

Hey guys.

I'm back!!!

I am assuming that once I log into the Hognostications site on CBS Sports then I am officially entered again?

This year I won't tell the "Mrs." who, for some godforsake reason, doesn't like me participating in free football pools.

Must be that little "gambling" problem I had a few years back.

[DarthMonk]

HOGNOSTICATIONS PLAYERS
PLAYER
1 1niksder
2 ACW
3 Andy

4
BigRedskin Daddy seanericstewart@etc.
BigRedskinDaddy seanner616@etc.which one should I delete ?

5 blowwad
6 Burgundy&GoldForever
7 Countertrey
8 DarthMonk
9 david jenkins
10 David Lyne
11 Deadskins
12 Francis Farren
13 gushogs
14 HeroHamo
15 Hi Im CKRgiii
16 Irn Bru

17
Justice Hog fefarren@etc.
Justice Hog justicehog@etcwhich one should I delete ?

18 Mark Shark
19 Markshark 84
20 REDEEMEDSKIN
21 Redskin In Canada
22 redskingush
23 rick301
24 Sean Stewart
25 SkinsJock
26 tribeofjudah

[Deadskins]

HOGNOSTICATIONS PLAYERS
PLAYER
1 1niksder
2 ACW
3 Andy

4
BigRedskin Daddy seanericstewart@etc.
BigRedskinDaddy seanner616@etc.which one should I delete ?

5 blowwad
6 Burgundy&GoldForever
7 Countertrey
8 DarthMonk
9 david jenkins
10 David Lyne
11 Deadskins
12 Francis Farren
13 gushogs
14 HeroHamo
15 Hi Im CKRgiii
16 Irn Bru

17
Justice Hog fefarren@etc.
Justice Hog justicehog@etcwhich one should I delete ?

18 Mark Shark
19 Markshark 84

20 REDEEMEDSKIN
21 Redskin In Canada
22 redskingush
23 rick301
24 Sean Stewart
25 SkinsJock
26 tribeofjudah

12 Francis Farren See #17

18 Mark Shark
19 Markshark 84 Which one should you delete?

[ACW]

Ready to defend my 3rd place regular season title.

[Burgundy&GoldForever]

Ready to go from first to worst.

[DarthMonk]

HOGNOSTICATIONS PLAYERS
PLAYER
1 1niksder
2 ACW
3 Andy

4
BigRedskin Daddy seanericstewart@etc.
BigRedskinDaddy seanner616@etc.which one should I delete ?

5 blowwad
6 Burgundy&GoldForever
7 Countertrey
8 DarthMonk
9 david jenkins
10 David Lyne
11 Deadskins
12 Francis Farren
13 gushogs
14 HeroHamo
15 Hi Im CKRgiii
16 Irn Bru

17
Justice Hog fefarren@etc.
Justice Hog justicehog@etcwhich one should I delete ?

18 Mark Shark
19 Markshark 84

20 REDEEMEDSKIN
21 Redskin In Canada
22 redskingush
23 rick301
24 Sean Stewart
25 SkinsJock
26 tribeofjudah

12 Francis Farren See #17

18 Mark Shark
19 Markshark 84 Which one should you delete?

No sh1t.

[Deadskins]

Hey, maybe I'll sign up 14 more times. That way, I can pick differently on every game (except the 'Skins, of course ). Then I could say I correctly picked every game, all season ('cause the 'Skins are going 16-0).

[DarthMonk]

Hey, maybe I'll sign up 14 more times. That way, I can pick differently on every game (except the 'Skins, of course ). Then I could say I correctly picked every game, all season ('cause the 'Skins are going 16-0).

Exactly. What is more likely (and has happened) is they'll use one account some weeks and another on other weeks and end up getting the worst score of the week several times on each account.

[DarthMonk]

Rules, etc.

We predict the total number of points scored on MNF. If there is more than one Monday night game, CBS will tell you which one to use for points.

The weekly winner is the Hognosticator with the most correct picks that week. The MNF score breaks ties. There is no penalty for going over the total points scored.

If you accidentally blow it and forget to make your picks, you get the score of the week's worst Hognosticator minus 1.

The winner for the year is the Hognosticator with the highest total of correct picks. The first tie break is most weekly wins. The next tie break is smallest average percent deviation from the actual MNF scores.

The Deadman runs a separate playoff pool after the regular season champ is crowned.

Though there is no strict rule prohibiting the picking of a Redskin opponent, the practice is highly frowned upon. Doing so is very bad form and the scum bag who does so is referred to as a Hognostitraitor.

NO HOGNOSTITRAITOR HAS EVER WON HOGNOSTICATIONS FOR THE YEAR.

[Justice Hog]

Delete

Fran Farren
JusticeHog fefarren

[ACW]

Proposal: Anyone who doesn't submit picks for the 1st 4 weeks gets deleted.

[DarthMonk]

Proposal: Anyone who doesn't submit picks for the 1st 4 weeks gets deleted.

Unless there is an objection w/ a good argument ... that's what I'll do.

Thanks.

[DarthMonk]

I totally had NE. Guess I forgot to make my picks. Oops. Gave one away there.

[Deadskins]

I totally had NE. Guess I forgot to make my picks. Oops. Gave one away there.

Me too.

[Deadskins]

I totally had NE. Guess I forgot to make my picks. Oops. Gave one away there.

Me too.

To make this even more painful, I won the week by a game anyway. If only I had done it during the day, when I first thought about it, I would have gained two games on the field.

[ACW]

Those who I believe haven't made any picks all 4 weeks:
Andy F
BigRedskin Da
blowwad
david jenkins
Francis Farre
gushogs
HeroHamo
Justice Hog
Mark Shark
Markshark 84
Redskin In Ca
redskingush
rick301
riggofan
Sean Stewart

[ACW]

Wow, what a *sh$t* picking week. 7-7 so far.

[DarthMonk]

Those who I believe haven't made any picks all 4 weeks:
Andy F
BigRedskin Da
blowwad
david jenkins
Francis Farre
gushogs
HeroHamo
Justice Hog
Mark Shark
Markshark 84
Redskin In Ca
redskingush
rick301
riggofan
Sean Stewart

Deleted except for Justice Hog. He has 2 accounts. He did not make picks Week 2 on one of them and got 6+ that week since the worst guy that week (Deadman, etal.) got 7. But he DID make the picks on the other account Week 2 and got 7 right. I'm going fix the account he's used 3 times, give him 7 for Week 2, and delete the account he's only used once.

Commish

[Deadskins]

the worst guy that week (Deadman, etal.) got 7.

I see what you did there. Not to worry, that was my worst week (-3) and the only reason I'm not in first (+2) right now. Still can't believe I missed the Thursday night game week 3.

[DarthMonk]

the worst guy that week (Deadman, etal.) got 7.

I see what you did there. Not to worry, that was my worst week (-3) and the only reason I'm not in first (+2) right now. Still can't believe I missed the Thursday night game week 3.

Well, not the only reason. I left a few out there as well.

Anyway, everyone is now down to ONE FRICKING ACCOUNT and anyone who made no picks for 4 weeks is gone.

[SkinsJock]

so i'm watching the pukes demolish the Bengals ... all the while thinking I had picked the pukes

WTF was I thinking when I made that pick