I think you may have me confused with Darth Vader. I am not he. I am DarthMonk.
Vader had the highest known concentration of midi-chlorians ever measured - 20,000 per cell. He was rumored to have been conceived by them. I was. My concentration is 81,000 per cell. Hence my number - 81.
I was conceived by the midi-chlorians. I am so force sensitive I can see the future though I choose not to. I am the 2011 Hognostication Champion as well as Hog Bowl III Champion without "cheating" though I am blessed with exceptional analytic abilities.
The midi-chlorians had some tough choices to make when they decided to conceive me:
I love my mother:
I am not Luke's father in any way though, figuratively, I am your daddy.
May the force be with you.
DarthMonk
