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Favorite on-pace stat
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:51 pm
by Skeletor
Let's have some fun. What's your favorite on pace for statistic after one game?
Mine is Mr. Almost-Irrelevant Chris Neild is on pace to break the single season sack record with 32 sacks for the season.
(Favorite non-Skins on-pace stat: Cam Newton is on pace to throw for more than 6,400 yards this year, but not win a single game!)
(disclaimer: this idea of ridiculous on-pace stats was borrowed from an ESPN chat today.)
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:06 pm
by skinsfan#33
Tom "the metrosexual" Brady passes for 8,272 yards and 64 TDs and 16 INTs.
Sexy Rexy passes for 4,880 yards, 32 TDs, and zero INTs.
Which is more unrealistic?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:21 pm
by Mississippi Hog
Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:22 pm
by Deadskins
Funny thread. When I have more time, I'll add some too.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:24 pm
by Deadskins
Mississippi Hog wrote:Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!
I was gonna do McNabb, but Shlomo is better.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:33 pm
by Mississippi Hog
Quick question. How do you highlight those quotes like that, or quote something specific from a post? I usually click on the "Quote" button in the top right corner of the post, but it never come out highlighted like that.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:06 pm
by The Hogster
Hightower is on pace to rush for 1200 yards and 16 TDs. Thats my fave because it's realistic.
I also like Ryan Kerrigan's chances to score 16 TD's this year.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:21 pm
by HarleyHog
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:28 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
Mississippi Hog wrote:Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!
The idea of this thread is "unrealistic" stats.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:40 pm
by yupchagee
Rolle will make an ass of himself 16 times this season.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:07 pm
by Mississippi Hog
[quote="Burgundy&Wha?"][quote="Mississippi Hog"]Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!![/quote]
The idea of this thread is "unrealistic" stats.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:32 pm
by 1niksder
Cam Newton
6752 yards 32 TDs and 16 picks
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:32 pm
by Deadskins
Mississippi Hog wrote:Quick question. How do you highlight those quotes like that, or quote something specific from a post? I usually click on the "Quote" button in the top right corner of the post, but it never come out highlighted like that.
You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:57 pm
by Skeletor
Good one!
I might add that Eli Manning will make his patented confused face look after a bad play about 38 times this year
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:01 pm
by DarthMonk
I am very bummed that Graham Gano figures to score 64 fantasy points this year by kicking 64 PATs while going 0 for 16 from under 40 yards. At least the 'Skins will be scoring 28 points every week since, among other things, Mr. Kerrigan will have 16 pick-sixes for a total of 96 points.
Also, Chris Johnson will carry the ball 144 times for 384 yards and zero touchdowns.
We figure to go 16-0 and have home field throughout the playoffs while the Giants land the #1 overall pick in the draft causing RR56 to leave the board. (DARN!!)
DarthMonk
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:55 pm
by die cowboys die
McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:58 pm
by die cowboys die
...he'll edge out Tom Brady's game 1 performance during game 14. hahahahahaha awesome.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:02 pm
by Skeletor
die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!
Who gets to 600 yards first this year? McNabb or Ponder?
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:23 pm
by Deadskins
die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!
And 16 pick-sixes.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:28 pm
by Deadskins
My optimal THN fantasy line-up will outscore the rest of the league by at least 512 FP.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:51 pm
by Mississippi Hog
Deadskins wrote:You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.
Thanks
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:02 pm
by Deadskins
Mississippi Hog wrote:Deadskins wrote:You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.
Thanks
NP, I see you got it fixed.
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:48 pm
by redskinz4ever
gano will be gone by week 3
i can dream
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:11 pm
by skinsfan#33
die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!
Or about the same number of yards Rex will have after this Sunday.
On a side note, I say Rex gets his first 400 yard game against the Cards this weekend. Of they can give up over 400 to a rookie they can give up at least that Sexy Rexy.
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:08 am
by Redskins_Fanatic
Come on folks. There's only one that matters.... Washington Redskins 16-0
