Favorite on-pace stat

Skeletor · Post by **Skeletor** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:51 pm

Let's have some fun. What's your favorite on pace for statistic after one game?

Mine is Mr. Almost-Irrelevant Chris Neild is on pace to break the single season sack record with 32 sacks for the season.

(Favorite non-Skins on-pace stat: Cam Newton is on pace to throw for more than 6,400 yards this year, but not win a single game!)

(disclaimer: this idea of ridiculous on-pace stats was borrowed from an ESPN chat today.)

skinsfan#33 · Post by **skinsfan#33** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:06 pm

Tom "the metrosexual" Brady passes for 8,272 yards and 64 TDs and 16 INTs.

Sexy Rexy passes for 4,880 yards, 32 TDs, and zero INTs.

Which is more unrealistic?

Mississippi Hog · Post by **Mississippi Hog** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:21 pm

Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:22 pm

Funny thread. When I have more time, I'll add some too.

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:24 pm

Mississippi Hog wrote:Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!

I was gonna do McNabb, but Shlomo is better.

Mississippi Hog · Post by **Mississippi Hog** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:33 pm

Quick question. How do you highlight those quotes like that, or quote something specific from a post? I usually click on the "Quote" button in the top right corner of the post, but it never come out highlighted like that.

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:06 pm

Hightower is on pace to rush for 1200 yards and 16 TDs. Thats my fave because it's realistic.

I also like Ryan Kerrigan's chances to score 16 TD's this year.

HarleyHog · Post by **HarleyHog** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:21 pm

The Gnats are on pace to field a team of entirely practice squad replacements by mid season.

Burgundy&Wha? · Post by **Burgundy&Wha?** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:28 pm

Mississippi Hog wrote:Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!!

The idea of this thread is "unrealistic" stats.

yupchagee · Post by **yupchagee** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:40 pm

Rolle will make an ass of himself 16 times this season.

Mississippi Hog · Post by **Mississippi Hog** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:07 pm

[quote="Burgundy&Wha?"][quote="Mississippi Hog"]Tony Romo is on pace to blow 16 games that the Cowboys have in the bag in the 4th quarter!!!![/quote]

The idea of this thread is "unrealistic" stats.

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1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:32 pm

Cam Newton
6752 yards 32 TDs and 16 picks

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:32 pm

Mississippi Hog wrote:Quick question. How do you highlight those quotes like that, or quote something specific from a post? I usually click on the "Quote" button in the top right corner of the post, but it never come out highlighted like that.

You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.

Skeletor · Post by **Skeletor** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:57 pm

HarleyHog wrote:The Gnats are on pace to field a team of entirely practice squad replacements by mid season.

Good one!

I might add that Eli Manning will make his patented confused face look after a bad play about 38 times this year

DarthMonk · Post by **DarthMonk** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:01 pm

I am very bummed that Graham Gano figures to score 64 fantasy points this year by kicking 64 PATs while going 0 for 16 from under 40 yards. At least the 'Skins will be scoring 28 points every week since, among other things, Mr. Kerrigan will have 16 pick-sixes for a total of 96 points.

Also, Chris Johnson will carry the ball 144 times for 384 yards and zero touchdowns.

We figure to go 16-0 and have home field throughout the playoffs while the Giants land the #1 overall pick in the draft causing RR56 to leave the board. (DARN!!)

DarthMonk

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:55 pm

McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:58 pm

...he'll edge out Tom Brady's game 1 performance during game 14. hahahahahaha awesome.

Skeletor · Post by **Skeletor** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:02 pm

die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!

Who gets to 600 yards first this year? McNabb or Ponder?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:23 pm

die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!

And 16 pick-sixes.

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:28 pm

My optimal THN fantasy line-up will outscore the rest of the league by at least 512 FP.

Mississippi Hog · Post by **Mississippi Hog** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:51 pm

Deadskins wrote:You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.

Thanks

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:02 pm

Mississippi Hog wrote:
Deadskins wrote:You're doing it correctly. The problem is your settings. In your profile, switch "Always allow BBCode" to yes. You should have "Always allow HTML" on too.

Thanks

NP, I see you got it fixed.

redskinz4ever · Post by **redskinz4ever** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:48 pm

gano will be gone by week 3

i can dream

skinsfan#33 · Post by **skinsfan#33** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:11 pm

die cowboys die wrote:McNabb is on pace for 624 yards!

Or about the same number of yards Rex will have after this Sunday.

On a side note, I say Rex gets his first 400 yard game against the Cards this weekend. Of they can give up over 400 to a rookie they can give up at least that Sexy Rexy.

Redskins_Fanatic · Post by **Redskins_Fanatic** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:08 am

Come on folks. There's only one that matters.... Washington Redskins 16-0