Clinton Portis is a master of disguise when he meets with the media. Now, you can choose which new character will make an appearance at one of Portis' postgame press conferences this season.
Check out each new character below, then be sure to vote for your favorite:
I vote for Clinton Portis.
To hell with the costumes.
Just show up during the games.
If the press needs material, draw a pair of lips on your butt with a sign that says, "Press Here"
It was funny when it appeared somewhat spontaineous. This feels contrived, and labored.
Sorry.
"That's a clown question, bro" - - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman "But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have" - - - - - - - - - - Dewey Bunnell, America
Countertrey wrote:It was funny when it appeared somewhat spontaineous. This feels contrived, and labored.
Sorry.
What he said.
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
Not saying its his fault, but it was contrived. Just on the part of Rich Eisen and not CP.
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
as long as he is a terror on the field, I don't care what he does with Rich Eisen...
"That's a clown question, bro" - - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman "But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have" - - - - - - - - - - Dewey Bunnell, America
Countertrey wrote:as long as he is a terror on the field, I don't care what he does with Rich Eisen...
Ditto. He's been asked to be a leader for this team. He has been at Redskins Park all offseaon. Hell, he probably needed a break to go on Total Access and act a fool.
I much prefer that, over going to strip clubs or Party boats this summer.
Countertrey wrote:as long as he is a terror on the field, I don't care what he does with Rich Eisen...
Ditto. He's been asked to be a leader for this team. He has been at Redskins Park all offseaon. Hell, he probably needed a break to go on Total Access and act a fool.
I much prefer that, over going to strip clubs or Party boats this summer.
Part of leading is keeping the players relaxed. That's the reason for his costumes.
Skins fan since '55
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You can tell how enamored with Portis the people on NFL Network have been since that taping, they keep talking about it everyone except Rod Woodson who seems to have alittle hidden attitude like who cares I'm Rod Woodson. Clinton Portis is a great human being and a great football player I'm glad to see he is in good spirits and seems pretty focused.
I'm glad to see he is in good spirits and seems pretty focused.
Sorry... having a little trouble reconciling "seems pretty focused", and "Dr. Do Itch Big".
"That's a clown question, bro" - - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman "But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already have" - - - - - - - - - - Dewey Bunnell, America