Dear Lord Baby Football Jesus...

Talk about the Washington Football Team here. Do you bleed burgundy and gold?
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Dear Lord Baby Football Jesus...

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I'd just like to take a moment to thank you for giving my favorite NFL team a chance at a playoff spot this season, despite their constant attempts to screw it up. I thank you for using your Baby Jesus powers to keep the ball out of the Redskins' endzone, for making Shaun Suisham a reliable kicker, and for covering up all the situational coaching mistakes that the Redskins' coaches make every week.

Thank you Tiny Eight Pound Baby Jesus for just a little bit of luck and a bounce of the ball when the Redskins needed it. And Sweet Little Infant Christmas Jesus, I'm grateful that you made so many other teams in the NFL suck so bad this year that the Redskins can actually have a chance to beat the teams they are supposed to.

Thank you for a good season thus far, and I pray that you use your Mysterious Jesus Magic to give the Redskins continued success the rest of the way. Especially against the Cowboys, whom we all know you will send to Hell on Judgement Day.

Amen.
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Post by crazyhorse1 »

I might be the only one pagan enough to say it (since I'm an Indian), but: I like your post and think it captures the essense of what I feel about our win today.
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Post by MossIsBoss88 »

crazyhorse1 wrote:I might be the only one pagan enough to say it (since I'm an Indian), but: I like your post and think it captures the essense of what I feel about our win today.


lol its from talladega nights.

judge you REP US HARD in 'boys territory.
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LOL, my thoughts exactly! Hey sanity was lost long ago. ROTFALMAO
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Post by langleyparkjoe »

Excellent prayers Judge. .I had flashbacks of Talledega but I like your version alot better!!!

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i hate the eagles... thats really all i have to say here
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I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
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