The Simpsons Movie
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:23 am
I don't know about you guys but Im really anticipating this movie. Here are a few of my fav. simpsons quotes.

Lisa the Vegetarian had so many awesome lines. I especially the exchange at the dinner table somewhere in here. "THAT'S IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: (To Homer) You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case!
Bart: Uhhh, Dad. Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart! Go to your room.
Lisa: Why don't you just eat him, Dad!
Homer: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque wrecking, know-nothing know-it-all!
Lisa: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I'm out of here!
Homer: That's it! Go to your room!
Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis!
Bart:...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.
and then, later on in the episode
Man on intercom: We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
Burns: Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: if you did it, sir?
"She later went on to Harvard Medical School.... as a cadaver!"

"I am not a butt!"