Captain America is dead

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:43 pm

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:21 pm

I'm sure this must be tough for you. Wasn't he, like, the president of the same cartoon character union local that you are a member of? Did you know him well... errrr... your grace?

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:15 pm

Countertrey wrote:I'm sure this must be tough for you. Wasn't he, like, the president of the same cartoon character union local that you are a member of? Did you know him well... errrr... your grace?

We had a bit of a falling out over this little lady:

I won, he never got over it ... fine, they were technically "newlyweds" when I made my move but, you know what they say, all is fair when I am involved.

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:41 am

I'd bet, it was the bend in the straw that won her over.

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:57 am

Warmother wrote:I'd bet, it was the bend in the straw that won her over.

Do you mean the actual bend, or the corrigations? I hear that the Trojan Man stole that idea from Fios.

flamethrower · Post by **flamethrower** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:16 am

DC Tried the same Crap with Superman about 15 years ago. Just watch. Cap will be brought back. Remember he was in suspended animation in a block of sea ice for over 40, or 60 years after the end of WW2. Depending on who is telling the Story. I'll bet you that within about 3 years Marvel brings him back. Along with some dopy story that he was back in a coma. "Kill the Icon" wait for a while. Then when you need a "kick in the pants". Revive him. Nuff said.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:20 am

Countertrey wrote:
Warmother wrote:I'd bet, it was the bend in the straw that won her over.

Do you mean the actual bend, or the corrigations? I hear that the Trojan Man stole that idea from Fios.

Among many others, his whole persona is a rip-off of me circa 1996 ... whatever, I get used to the adulation. And, Warmother, it was my skills as a masseuse that proved to be the deciding factor.

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:06 pm

Fios wrote:...it was my skills as a masseuse that proved to be the deciding factor.

With those flipper things... ??? ROTFALMAO

NOT bloody likely! ROTFALMAO

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:10 pm

These bad boys are not flippers, they are gloves made from a hi-tech, top secret material meant to withstand literally anything and which come equipped with a massage setting for the ladies.
I feel like I've said that before.

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:21 pm

tazlah wrote:
Fios wrote:...it was my skills as a masseuse that proved to be the deciding factor.

With those flipper things... ??? NOT bloody likely!

Great. Piss of the new ruler of the universe. Just brilliant.

It was Tazlah, your grace. Swear to Fios. I wasn't even in the room. Hell, I wasn't in the same country. 8-[

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:17 pm

Fios wrote:These bad boys are not flippers, they are gloves made from a hi-tech, top secret material meant to withstand literally anything and which come equipped with a massage setting for the ladies.
I feel like I've said that before.

Is there a echo in here...

Hoss · Post by **Hoss** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:14 pm

so, those little flipper thingies are vibrators?

how much horse-power are those puppies?

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:03 pm

Hoss wrote:so, those little flipper thingies are vibrators?

That's not what I heard. Word is, he just goes off his seizure meds for a couple of days, and then the magic begins.