Todd Collins: The Diary of an NFL Quarterback

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:02 am

Nice read

Cappster · Post by **Cappster** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:46 am

Hate to say it but no one wants to hear from a third string qb.

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:03 am

Every time he types "TC", I cringe. Referring to yourself in the third person is one thing...using my initials to do it are a whole 'nother.
I can't decide if this is all tongue-in-cheek, or if he's really this cocky.

Englands Team · Post by **Englands Team** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:20 pm

Absolute quality. I detect the hand of a comedy genius.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:41 pm

Cappster wrote:=; Hate to say it but no one wants to hear from a third string qb.

This is a must read it kind of hints at why Lavar was released, kind of

Houligan26 · Post by **Houligan26** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:55 pm

I have never been embarassed by someone who went to my college more than Todd Collins. He should lose alumni status and never be allowed to step foot in Ann Arbor again. This guy is a class A joke. My guess is that girl Lilly was a 200+ janitor at the coffee shop.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:12 pm

Folks, I think this is a parody

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:16 pm

Fios wrote:Folks, I think this is a parody

I'm not even sure it's Todd Collins, wouldn't be bad if the 3rd stringer had a little personality.

I heard he may retire... anybody else heard this?

Houligan26 · Post by **Houligan26** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:31 pm

I thought it might be a parody but I am going to say that it is real. It isn't funny enough to be a parody but its dorky content seems fitting for an overconfident third stringer. He might retire??? His press conference would go like "TC has accomplished a lot in this game but TC wants to dedicate the rest of his life to the ladies"

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:39 pm

I'll agree it is hacky but I'm still saying it's a parody

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:33 pm

Definitely a parody. In the first place, it's quite unlikely that a player would ever keep a blog that tongue-in-cheek. Secondly, there are many parody blogs out there, so to suggest that this one is real simply because it fits the persona of a 3rd stringer is unsatisfactory.

Also, if you go to the first post, in the comments, some friends left a remark saying "haha, this is good stuff fellas." Very unlikely that someone randomly confused Collins' real blog for a parody right after it was first published.

Houligan26 · Post by **Houligan26** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:47 pm

I stand corrected, am I still allowed to not like him?

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:50 pm

Houligan26 wrote:I stand corrected, am I still allowed to not like him?

No, now you must bear his child

Houligan26 · Post by **Houligan26** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:54 pm

I wonder whats in that cup of yours

UK Skins Fan · Post by **UK Skins Fan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:07 pm

Joe Gibbs ruined Collins the day he made him a back-up. He was never given a chance. Gibbs' loyalty to Campbell is destroying this franchise.

Collins was close to greatness, and then got handed the clipboard.

It ain't fair - it's Ramsey all over again.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:18 pm

Houligan26 wrote:I wonder whats in that cup of yours

Pure evil and scotch

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:26 pm

Fios wrote:
Houligan26 wrote:I stand corrected, am I still allowed to not like him?

No, now you must bear his child

Dude, I just spit my mentos out. :lol:

Fios wrote:
Houligan26 wrote:I wonder whats in that cup of yours

Pure evil and scotch

He's lying, there are cookies in there for the kedz.

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:26 pm

And a little bit of meatwad, if you know what I'm sayin'

Englands Team · Post by **Englands Team** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:34 pm

I'm with Fios. This is laced with Irony. It appeals to my English sense of humour we are brought up on Peter Kay and Johnny Vegas. They are well worth a search on goolge, you tube etc.

funbunch · Post by **funbunch** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:11 pm

I'm gonna have to agree with Fios on this one.

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:31 am

Todd Collins is arguably one of the worst qbs in the league. Could not play when he had a chance, was not instrumental at helping our qbs grasp the saunders system, and the thought that even for a second was listed above jason cambells name on the depth chart is or should be an embarassment for our talent evaluation staff. I would take any other qb in the leagueand some who are not even playing. Marcus Vick would be a signifagant upgrade!

SCSkinsFan · Post by **SCSkinsFan** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:13 am

Funny how almost all of the people he invited over, Lavar, Pattigout & Emmons were all released. Wonder if there is something in common there?

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:54 pm

SCSkinsFan wrote:Funny how almost all of the people he invited over, Lavar, Pattigout & Emmons were all released. Wonder if there is something in common there?

They were all hanging out with Lilly Reese 2 weeks before Her Dad was hired as GM

... get the picture

SCSkinsFan · Post by **SCSkinsFan** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:55 pm

1niksder wrote:
SCSkinsFan wrote:Funny how almost all of the people he invited over, Lavar, Pattigout & Emmons were all released. Wonder if there is something in common there?

They were all hanging out with Lilly Reese 2 weeks before Her Dad was hired as GM ... get the picture

Oh yeah. That clears everything up.