Fast Ticket to Heaven?
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:33 am
Thought this one was cute, so here ya go:
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter
asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on
a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen, so
I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."