Fast Ticket to Heaven?

[Justice Hog]

Thought this one was cute, so here ya go:

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter
asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on
a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen, so
I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."