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Colts haikus

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:14 am
by BossHog
3 lines... 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables


Where is the Skins 'fire'?
Without it, they will be crushed.
With it, there's a chance.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:39 am
by Mursilis
Two Redskins teams exist
One plays well, one plays poorly
Which team plays Sunday?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:48 am
by NikiH
Underdogs will win
Colts Overly confident
Redskins Victory

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:22 pm
by JansenFan
Henry ran through us
Will Dominick Rhodes also?
I do not think so.

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:29 pm
by Irn-Bru
The Redskins will win
Generic haiku says so
They will beat the Colts

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 pm
by JPM36
Run, run, run the ball
Right into the Colts defense
Run, run, run the ball

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:04 pm
by TincoSkin
brunell will get hurt
campbell will go into play
portis, 3 touchdowns

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:46 pm
by bamaskin
We're a wounded team.

With our backs against the wall.

Let's come out swinging!

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:06 pm
by die cowboys die
Rogers will not play
Springs is still not at full speed
Colts score 10 touchdowns


Brunell saves his job
Has standard monthly good game
Then, back to sucking


Redskins fight guts out
Truly heroic effort
In this together

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:17 am
by Champsturf
Redskins beat the Colts
If only by eleven,
I'd still be happy!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:49 pm
by Skinsfan55
Negative:

Tough game coming up.
Hoof marks stamped on our behinds?
It sure looks that way.

Positive:

Skins will take the field.
They'll ride the ponies Sunday.
Redskins will prevail.

NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:30 pm
by admin
Skinsfan55 wrote:NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.


Looked up what? That 'stamped' was the longest one syllable word?

:hmm:

Off the top of my head...

Scratched, stretched, screeched, squelched, strength, shrugged, straight...

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:59 pm
by Irn-Bru
You've got it, Boss:

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/ ... nesyllable



I guess all the real long words are 's' words too.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:26 am
by Skinsfan55
No, I looked up stamped to make sure it was only one syllable, because it seemed too long...

I just wonder what the longest is, but was pretty sure stamped wasn't it.

admin wrote:
Skinsfan55 wrote:NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.


Looked up what? That 'stamped' was the longest one syllable word?

:hmm:

Off the top of my head...

Scratched, stretched, screeched, squelched, strength, shrugged, straight...