Colts haikus

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:14 am

3 lines... 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables

Where is the Skins 'fire'?
Without it, they will be crushed.
With it, there's a chance.

Mursilis · Post by **Mursilis** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:39 am

Two Redskins teams exist
One plays well, one plays poorly
Which team plays Sunday?

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:48 am

Underdogs will win
Colts Overly confident
Redskins Victory

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:22 pm

Henry ran through us
Will Dominick Rhodes also?
I do not think so.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:29 pm

The Redskins will win
Generic haiku says so
They will beat the Colts

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:31 pm

Run, run, run the ball
Right into the Colts defense
Run, run, run the ball

TincoSkin · Post by **TincoSkin** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:04 pm

brunell will get hurt
campbell will go into play
portis, 3 touchdowns

bamaskin · Post by **bamaskin** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:46 pm

We're a wounded team.

With our backs against the wall.

Let's come out swinging!

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:06 pm

Rogers will not play
Springs is still not at full speed
Colts score 10 touchdowns

Brunell saves his job
Has standard monthly good game
Then, back to sucking

Redskins fight guts out
Truly heroic effort
In this together

Champsturf · Post by **Champsturf** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:17 am

Redskins beat the Colts
If only by eleven,
I'd still be happy!

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:49 pm

Negative:

Tough game coming up.
Hoof marks stamped on our behinds?
It sure looks that way.

Positive:

Skins will take the field.
They'll ride the ponies Sunday.
Redskins will prevail.

NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.

Post by **admin** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:30 pm

Skinsfan55 wrote:NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.

Looked up what? That 'stamped' was the longest one syllable word?

:hmm:

Off the top of my head...

Scratched, stretched, screeched, squelched, strength, shrugged, straight...

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:59 pm

You've got it, Boss:

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/ ... nesyllable

I guess all the real long words are 's' words too.

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:26 am

No, I looked up stamped to make sure it was only one syllable, because it seemed too long...

I just wonder what the longest is, but was pretty sure stamped wasn't it.

admin wrote:
Skinsfan55 wrote:NOTE- What is the longest one syllable word? stamped is pretty long to only be one syllable. Which it is btw, I looked it up.

Looked up what? That 'stamped' was the longest one syllable word?

Off the top of my head...

Scratched, stretched, screeched, squelched, strength, shrugged, straight...