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The Husband Store

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Atlanta, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good
looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.



"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.




Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
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Post by Redskin in Canada »

I do not think I would make it past the basement in that shop, maybe the 1st floor at most. :lol:
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Post by REDEEMEDSKIN »

Redskin in Canada wrote:I do not think I would make it past the basement in that shop, maybe the 1st floor at most. :lol:

Looking for a husband, eh? :lol:
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