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Um, when it has the potential to explode, it ain't a paperweight
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What a moron. Who thinks, "There's a bug. Maybe I should squash it by slamming this artillery shell on it."

This guy should be a Darwin runner-up.
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JansenFan wrote:What a moron. Who thinks, "There's a bug. Maybe I should squash it by slamming this artillery shell on it."

This guy should be a Darwin runner-up.


Bug 1
Teacher 0

I've been chuckling imagining this one:
"Hey kids, you want to see a bug get squashed?"
"Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
BAM
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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wow, what an idiot.

At first, when I read the title I thought this was a practical joke gone wrong.... but wow.

He found a shell in the woods and decided to play with it? What a moron.
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Fios wrote:I've been chuckling imagining this one:
"Hey kids, you want to see a bug get squashed?"
"Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
BAM
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"


It was an adult education class, so he musta been trying to "holla" at some women or something by showing what he can do.

As th great John Candy would say: "Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark!" :lol:
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