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Random Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:16 pm
by DieselFan
Okay..this is totally juvenile humor...but I laughed my head off at many of these (an advance warning...if you're offended by off-color language...this might not be for you)...
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
My favorite is this one:
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."
If you thought those were funny, then check out:
Mr. T:
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
and
Vin Diesel
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:15 pm
by air_hog
"Hey, did you know Wade Boggs once drank 62 beers on a cross country flight?"
Saw that one on ESPN...
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:34 pm
by ii7-V7
OMG! That was hilarious. Save Vin Deisel for last!
Chad
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:12 am
by tcwest10
Outstanding work as always, Doc.
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:58 pm
by andyjens89
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:48 am
by Hooligan
Laughing my butt off at some of these. Don't forget to check out the random ones, too. I submitted a handful.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:23 am
by Chris Luva Luva
I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:40 am
by tcwest10
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.
Have you noticed that you're writing alot like SkinsLavar lately ?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:04 am
by Chris Luva Luva
tcwest10 wrote:Chris Luva Luva wrote:I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.
Have you noticed that you're writing alot like SkinsLavar lately ?
How so?
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:39 am
by JansenFan
Chris Luva Luva wrote:wut ur
I think this is what TC is talking about. To much XBOX 360 online.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:47 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Priceless.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:32 am
by Chris Luva Luva
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:04 am
by Chris Luva Luva
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
The Shula Code
Priory of Norris >>>>>> Priory of Sion
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:12 am
by Chris Luva Luva
This thread better never die!
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
For you, Chris Luva Luva...
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:38 pm
by REDEEMEDSKIN
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:42 pm
by ToxicSkin
T3h Chuck Norris will pwnzorz j00 soul!!!!
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:23 pm
by Punu
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:06 am
by hailskins666
here's my own little contribution....
when chuck norris drinks, he does not get drunk, the beer gets chuck norris.....
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:09 am
by Punu
hailskins666 wrote:here's my own little contribution....
when chuck norris drinks, he does not get drunk, the beer gets chuck norris.....
Re: Random Chuck Norris Facts
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:49 pm
by yupchagee
Diesel & Mr. T are WIMPS compared to Chuck. Lumping them together is a SACRILAGE
