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Okay..this is totally juvenile humor...but I laughed my head off at many of these (an advance warning...if you're offended by off-color language...this might not be for you)...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
My favorite is this one:

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."

If you thought those were funny, then check out:

Mr. T: http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

and

Vin Diesel http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
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"Hey, did you know Wade Boggs once drank 62 beers on a cross country flight?"

Saw that one on ESPN...
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OMG! That was hilarious. Save Vin Deisel for last!

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Outstanding work as always, Doc.
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Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Laughing my butt off at some of these. Don't forget to check out the random ones, too. I submitted a handful.
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I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.
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Chris Luva Luva wrote:I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.


Have you noticed that you're writing alot like SkinsLavar lately ? ROTFALMAO
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tcwest10 wrote:
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I just got around to reading this thread and if you haven't read these yet you dont know wut ur missing. I just got a cup of water to rehydrate myself after being in tears from reading this stuff.


Have you noticed that you're writing alot like SkinsLavar lately ? ROTFALMAO


How so?
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Chris Luva Luva wrote:wut ur


I think this is what TC is talking about. To much XBOX 360 online. :lol:
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.


Priceless. :lol:
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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.


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Priory of Norris >>>>>> Priory of Sion :lol: :lol:
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This thread better never die!

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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With Love,

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T3h Chuck Norris will pwnzorz j00 soul!!!!
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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here's my own little contribution....
when chuck norris drinks, he does not get drunk, the beer gets chuck norris.....
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hailskins666 wrote:here's my own little contribution....
when chuck norris drinks, he does not get drunk, the beer gets chuck norris.....


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Re: Random Chuck Norris Facts

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DieselFan wrote:Okay..this is totally juvenile humor...but I laughed my head off at many of these (an advance warning...if you're offended by off-color language...this might not be for you)...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
My favorite is this one:

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain."

If you thought those were funny, then check out:

Mr. T: http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty

and

Vin Diesel http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty


Diesel & Mr. T are WIMPS compared to Chuck. Lumping them together is a SACRILAGE :evil:
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