for those who are god fearing

football · Post by **football** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:09 pm

thanks to the internet you can finally talk one on one with god... forget all that prayer stuff..

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:08 pm

That's hilarious but why does he ask questions? Shouldn't he already know the answer?

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes

HS666, you should try it. I think even you will enjoy it.

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:50 am

Well, I think I settled a major dispute amongst scientists and theologians.

God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in for myself.
Me:
Didn't you invent the universe and thereby everything in it, including language?
God:
No I didn't invent the universe and thereby everything in it including language. What's it like?
Me:
Ah, so you freely admit that creationism is bull[poop]?
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I freely admit that creationism is bull[poop].

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:30 am

Redeemed's gonna be very disappointed when he finds out God didn't make him... straight from the source himself.

Alcatraz · Post by **Alcatraz** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:06 pm

I've seen this beofre but never used it.