Favorite Football Quotes!

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:40 pm

"We want the ball and we're gonna score"
-Matt Hasselbeck

He then throws a pick for a TD.

"Sometimes unnecessary roughness is necessary."
-Rodney Harrison

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:15 pm

"Loosen up Sandy baby, you're too tight."
- You know who.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:48 pm

"I guess I have to keep my mouth-a-quiet." Dexter Manley. :lol:

ANT7088 · Post by **ANT7088** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:01 am

"I'd like to thank my hands for being so great" - FredEx

This one always makes me laugh!

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:37 am

"Why does God hate the Buffalo Bills?" - Bill Parcels

HailSkins94 · Post by **HailSkins94** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:22 am

We couldn't do diddley-poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We didn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. We sucked. It was a horsesass performance in the second half. Horsesass. I'm totally embarrassed, and I'm totally ashamed. We got our ass kicked in the second half. It sucked. It stunk. Cuz they just blocked better, were more tougher, more physical, coached better, did everything better. We sucked.

-- Jim Mora, New Orleans Saints coach, 1996

Let me start out saying this: Do NOT blame that game on the defense, OK? I don't care who you play, whether it's a high school team, a junior college team, a college team, much less an NFL team, when you turn the ball over five times . . . you ain't gonna beat anybody. That was a disgraceful performance. . . . We gave it away. We gave them the frigging game. In my opinion, that sucked. You can't turn it over five times. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that . . . We've thrown five interceptions returned for touchdowns. That might be a league record. And we've still got six games left, so there's no telling how many we'll have. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that . . . Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.

-- Jim Mora, Indianapolis Colts coach, 1997

Jeremy81 · Post by **Jeremy81** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:42 pm

"suzy i don't care, i just want to kiss you right now"

Drunk Joe Namath -monday night football

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:50 pm

"I love me some me"-TO

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:31 pm

"Is that John Candy in the stands?" - Joe Montana

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:35 pm

Jeremy81, your post has been edited for profanity.

Just a general reminder to everyone: Even when quoting others, profanity (abbreviated profanity, ****'s, etc.) is still inappropriate in our PG forums, as per house rules. Please keep it in Smack where it belongs.

Cheers.

Redskins4Life · Post by **Redskins4Life** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:24 pm

DEHog wrote:"I love me some me"-TO

LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE!

Redskins4Life · Post by **Redskins4Life** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:29 pm

"I just wanna thank my hands for being so great"
-- Freddie Mitchell

"If I stuck my finger in my butt, isnt it gonna stink!??!!?"
-- My Freshman Football Coach, Leon Yarbrough, In An Intense Motivational Speech

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:31 pm

"Terrell Owens has got serious skills. Terrell Owens is a special player."

- Terrell Owens

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:37 pm

"Thanks Mean Joe!" - that little kid from the Coke commercial

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:17 am

"Vanek you were put on this earth for one thing...to piss me off!!"
Coach Callahan my HS coach

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:26 am

Geniuses are guys like Norman Einstein.

-- Joe Theismann

Matt Millen on Russ Grimm saying that he would run over his own mother to get to the Super Bowl...

"I'd run over Russ Grimm's mother to get to the Super Bowl too."

(there are more great Hog quotes in our exclusive Hogs section)

Cooley4MVP · Post by **Cooley4MVP** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:16 pm

Marquis Weeks of UVA said that after he picked off a pass..."It was instinct..kind of like running from the cops"

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:57 pm

"Try not to do too many things at once. Know what you want, the number one thing today and tomorrow. Persevere and get it done."

"If you can accept defeat and open your pay envelope without feeling guilty, you're stealing."

And my favourite:

"Football isn't necessarily won by the best players. It's won by the team with the best attitude."

George Allen (1922-1990)
Head Coach
Washington Redskins