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Jets to open up offense...blah, bablah, ba blah

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:10 pm
by Texas Hog
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=f ... &type=lgns.


I suppose Coles and possibly Vinny will make all the difference. :roll:

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:25 pm
by JansenFan
Way to keep the thread title objective, as to hide your personal feelings on the subject..:lol:

I would have called it "Jets to open up Coles toe for career-ending surgery...errr...I mean open up the offense".

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:31 pm
by welch
Doesn't the article actually say, "Laverneus Coles has cured Chad Pennington's torn rotator cuff. Coles expects to be given a parade up the Canyon of Heroes, as well as an honory MD".

Or maybe I'm just imagining what Coles expects them to say.

Incidentally, the article forgot to mention that most New Yorkers think that "The Jets" are an ice hockey team from Winnepeg. Even when the Giants play like a pile of goop, New Yorkers ignore the Jets.