Way to keep the thread title objective, as to hide your personal feelings on the subject..
I would have called it "Jets to open up Coles toe for career-ending surgery...errr...I mean open up the offense".
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
Doesn't the article actually say, "Laverneus Coles has cured Chad Pennington's torn rotator cuff. Coles expects to be given a parade up the Canyon of Heroes, as well as an honory MD".
Or maybe I'm just imagining what Coles expects them to say.
Incidentally, the article forgot to mention that most New Yorkers think that "The Jets" are an ice hockey team from Winnepeg. Even when the Giants play like a pile of goop, New Yorkers ignore the Jets.