The Perfect Pet for Hailskins666!

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:05 pm

Here ya go Hailskins! Perfect for you!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,151041,00.html

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:10 pm

joebagadonuts · Post by **joebagadonuts** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:21 pm

if i were at pet at 'dora's a-dor-able pet shop', i'd have started that fire myself.

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:55 pm

I don't see a satan face -- however, I do see a donkey head! :-k

But then again, I didn't see the messiah in the grilled cheese either -- but if I did, I'd probably still enjoy the grilled cheese! :lol:

Turtle soup, anyone???? Pre-boiled!

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:57 pm

I always figured Hailskins would prefer to tote a Chihuahua, actually. With horns, of course, but a Chihuahua nonetheless.

I guess a turtle will do, as well. I see a Ram's head in that, anyone else see it?

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:24 pm

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:I always figured Hailskins would prefer to tote a Chihuahua, actually. With horns, of course, but a Chihuahua nonetheless.

I guess a turtle will do, as well. I see a Ram's head in that, anyone else see it?

A chihuahua? Guess that's because you've never met the guy and must be basing it on preconceived ideas as opposed to who HS actually is.

See, i've met the guy, and the only way I can see chihuahua, pet and hailskins in the same sentence is if it's:

I saw Hailskins feeding a chihuahua to his pet burmese python. :shock:

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:52 pm

I've never met him either, but I believe he'd be perfectly suited to own a chupacabra.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:10 am

BossHog wrote:
REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:I always figured Hailskins would prefer to tote a Chihuahua, actually. With horns, of course, but a Chihuahua nonetheless.

I guess a turtle will do, as well. I see a Ram's head in that, anyone else see it?

A chihuahua? Guess that's because you've never met the guy and must be basing it on preconceived ideas as opposed to who HS actually is.

See, i've met the guy, and the only way I can see chihuahua, pet and hailskins in the same sentence is if it's:

I saw Hailskins feeding a chihuahua to his pet burmese python.

Nah...I'm stickin' with the chihuahua.

If it makes you feel any better, his chihuahua can beat up your french poodle, Boss. :lol:

..and TC, the chihuahua's name is probably "chupacabra". He he.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:23 am

yea, i'm not much of a dog person. but i have owned several large constrictors.

as for the turtle, looks more like a pagan skull than satan.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:48 am

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote: Nah...I'm stickin' with the chihuahua.

If it makes you feel any better, his chihuahua can beat up your french poodle, Boss.

..and TC, the chihuahua's name is probably "chupacabra". He he.

My rotty probably could've eaten a chihuahua in a bite... a french poodle in two or three... but it'd have taken a few more though for a born again. :wink:

Voran Coda... Such Redeemedskin... Fass! Fass! Fass!

Aus Coda.

Fass! Fass! Fass!

I don't know why but I am imagining a special game of Schutzhund gone wrong, with Rotty's instead of Shepherds and some trainer trying to fend off my dog with a crucifix... :shock:

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:00 pm

hailskins666 wrote:as for the turtle, looks more like a pagan skull than satan.

How's a pagan skull different than, say, a christian skull? :hmm:

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:02 pm

BossHog wrote:...trying to fend off my dog with a crucifix...

:shock: Shocking, indeed! I would never use a crucifix... MY Redeemer is alive, not hangin' on a cross!!!

But I digress.

What was all that you wrote? Can you provide a translation for the Canadian impaired? Thanks.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:03 pm

tazlah wrote:
hailskins666 wrote:as for the turtle, looks more like a pagan skull than satan.

How's a pagan skull different than, say, a christian skull?

If I'm not mistaken, pagans use a Ram's head skull, with the horns, not a human head/skull.

Something along the lines of this:

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:22 pm

actually... you're thinking of a goat... not a ram... there's a difference....

and those people worship Satanism... it is not necessarily a reference to all pagans...

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:28 pm

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:If I'm not mistaken, pagans use a Ram's head skull, with the horns, not a human head/skull.

I have to disagree -- a pagan is a human and therefore their skull will look the same as any human of any religion or not. A pagan's skull still does NOT look like a goat or ram or donkey... (original comment to HS666 was purely in jest specific to syntax and literal translation).

Also, I am not so sure that "pagans use a Ram's head skull" for anything. They may use the image or likeness of the Greek god Pan during seasonal ritual though. :wink:

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:21 pm

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:What was all that you wrote? Can you provide a translation for the Canadian impaired? Thanks

Those are German commands for a Rottweiler/German Shepard/Police Dog. It's a very specific training prgram. "Such" means "find", "fass" means contain, or corner. "Voran" means "go" or "forward".
"Aus", my man...
Let's just say...stay away from Mark's dog, okay ?

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:50 pm

Pagan is actually a nature loving religion. It was wide spread as a peaceful belief system prior to the Christian religion dragging it through the mudd that is. They made up all kinds of stuff to scare off the average Joe. That was just one of the many I'm quite sure.