Hognostications: Weeks 1-17 (and rankings)

[tazlah]

After extensive review of game tapes and in-depth examination of league stats (and some profound advice from my Magic 8-ball)...

Sunday:
Arizona
Carolina
Detroit
Jacksonville
Cleveland
New England
Washington
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Atlanta

Seattle
San Diego
Cincinnati
Denver

SNF
Kansas City

MNF
Green Bay

[SkinsJock]

Last week was an aberration in more ways than one!!! I am still in Australia and without access, but from the municipal library we will try and get everything back on track this week!

Arizona at St. Louis = Rams
Carolina at Chicago = Bears
Detroit at Dallas = pukes
Jacksonville at Tennessee = Titans
Miami at Cleveland = Browns
New Orleans at New England = Patsies
Oakland at Washington = Redskins
Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants = gints (who cares?)
Pittsburgh at Baltimore = steelers
Tampa Bay at Atlanta = Falcons
Seattle at San Francisco = Seahawks
Buffalo at San Diego = Chargers
Indianapolis at Cincinnati = Colts
N.Y. Jets at Denver = Broncos

Kansas City at Houston = Chiefs

Minnesota at Green Bay -- Viqueens

[Deadskins]

Behold the first submitted Hognostications "perfecto"!!!:up:

If only faster meant better. Punu, the brave and courageous challenger, was better than you last week.

If you've been paying attention, my best week came when I was the first to submit my picks. JSPB22* ruined my back-to-back mojo by submitting his picks first last week. Punu was the benefactor of that "demojonization". You've already been warned. "The Racheté One" will rise up to crush you all.

The "*" stands for "Kicked my asterisk, last week and all year."

I just realized it's Saturday, and I have yet to make my picks. Hey, I've been busy this week. Here goes:

Atlanta
Carolina
Miami
Dallas
Jacksonville
St. Louis
New England
New York G-stings (Go Philthy? )
Washington
Pittsburgh
Seattle
Cincinnati - My upset special of the week!
Denver
San Diego
Kansas City
Green Bay

[Deadskins]

Prostitution and bad marks in school may well be the only options left for other Hognosticators, once the dust settles and "The Redeemed One" has taken his rightful place at the head of the Hognostications standings.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

It's always good to know that I have prostitution to fall back on, if my career as a Hognosticator doesn't pan out.

[Redskin in Canada]

We are still missing a few warm bodies around here. Most notably but far from being the bulk of posters missing are: Punu and Chris luva Luva.

Punu: Do not start a fight with Redeemed that you are not willing to finish.

CLL: Are you still dragging your fit or you are going to quit on us?

Come on doooown guys!

[Irn-Bru]

I decided to get my butt in gear and get back into the competition of percentages.


Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Pick – Falcons

Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Pick – Steelers

Carolina at Chicago
Pick – Panthers

Miami at Cleveland
Pick – Browns

Detroit at Dallas
Pick – Cowboys

New Orleans at Patriots
Pick – Patriots

Philadelphia at New York Giants
Pick – Giants

Arizona at St. Louis
Pick – Rams

Jacksonville at Tennessee
Pick – Jaguars

Oakland at Washington
Pick – Redskins!

Seattle at San Francisco
Pick – Seahawks

Indianapolis at Cincinnati
Pick – Colts

New York Jets at Denver
Pick – Broncos

Buffalo at San Diego
Pick – Chargers

Kansas City at Houston
Pick - Chiefs

Minnesota at Green Bay
Pick - Packers

[Chris Luva Luva]

Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Pick – Falcons

Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Pick – Steelers

Carolina at Chicago
Pick – Panthers

Miami at Cleveland
Pick – Browns

Detroit at Dallas
Pick – Cowboys

New Orleans at Patriots
Pick – Patriots

Philadelphia at New York Giants
Pick – Giants

Arizona at St. Louis
Pick – Arizona

Jacksonville at Tennessee
Pick – Jaguars

Oakland at Washington
Pick – Redskins!

Seattle at San Francisco
Pick – Seahawks

Indianapolis at Cincinnati
Pick – Colts

New York Jets at Denver
Pick – Broncos

Buffalo at San Diego
Pick – Chargers

Kansas City at Houston
Pick - Chiefs

Minnesota at Green Bay
Pick - Vikes

Thanks RIC, its been a bad week for me and I completely forgot about doing this. I kept putting it off and putting it off. Thanks again!

[REDEEMEDSKIN]

Anyone have a good foot-in-the-mouth smiley?

[Redskin in Canada]

Darn results up to now:

Arizona 38, St. Louis 28
Chicago 13, Carolina 3
Dallas 20, Detroit 7
Jacksonville 31, Tennessee 28
Cleveland 22, Miami 0
New England 24, New Orleans 17
Oakland 16, Washington 13
N.Y. Giants 27, Philadelphia 17
Baltimore 16, Pittsburgh 13 (OT)
Tampa Bay 30, Atlanta 27
Seattle 27, San Francisco 25
San Diego 48, Buffalo 10
Indianapolis 45, Cincinnati 37
Denver 27, N.Y. Jets 0
Kansas City 45, Houston 17

MNF
Minnesota at Green Bay

[Redskin in Canada]

Anyone have a good foot-in-the-mouth smiley?

If there were any, we would not have enough to go around to put them in our collective mouths. Do not feel so bad about it. You are not alone.

[Punu]

ahhhhhh! Sorry fellas, I go so busy. I know it doesnt count now but for the heck of it, these were my picks.

Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Pick – Atlanta

Pittsburgh at Baltimore
Pick – Steelers

Carolina at Chicago
Pick – Chicago

Miami at Cleveland
Pick – Miami

Detroit at Dallas
Pick – Detroit

New Orleans at Patriots
Pick – Patriots

Philadelphia at New York Giants
Pick – Philly

Arizona at St. Louis
Pick – St. Louis

Jacksonville at Tennessee
Pick – Jaguars

Oakland at Washington
Pick – REDSKINS

Seattle at San Francisco
Pick – Seahawks

Indianapolis at Cincinnati
Pick – Cincci

New York Jets at Denver
Pick – Broncos

Buffalo at San Diego
Pick – Chargers

Kansas City at Houston
Pick - Chiefs

Minnesota at Green Bay
Pick - GB

[Redskin in Canada]

We are still missing the MNF game and the winner will be selected according to its outcome!

Hognostications scores so far for NFL Week 11 have CLL ahead:

11 - 04 Chris Luva Luva - - - + + + + + + - + + + + +

10 - 05 AZHog - + + + - + - + - - + + + + +
10 - 05 FranfromAnnapolis - - - + + + + - + - + + + + +
10 - 05 Fios - + + + + + - - - - + + + + +
10 - 05 Joebagadonuts - - + - + + + - + - + + + + +
10 - 05 SkinsJock - + + - + + - + - - + + + + +

09 - 06 hkhog - + + + - + - + - - + + - + +
09 - 06 Justice Hog - - + + - + - + - - + + + + +
09 - 06 Redeemed - - + + + + - + - - + + - + +
09 - 06 Redskin in Canada - - + + - + - + - - + + + + +
09 - 06 Texas Hog - - - - + + + - + - + + + + +

08 - 07 JSPB22 - - - + + - + + - - + - + + +
08 - 07 skinz74 - - + + - + - - - - + + + + +
08 - 07 Tazlah + - - + + + - - - - + + - + +

05 - 10 1niksder - - - - - + - - - + + - - + +

PK picks:

10 - 05 "Sleazy" - + + + - - - + + - + + + + +

[Redskin in Canada]

ahhhhhh! Sorry fellas, I go so busy. I know it doesnt count now but for the heck of it, these were my picks.

Good to know but you are right: it does not count.

You should not issue a challenge to Redeemed that you are not willing to finish. we are expecting a timely submission and an orderly fight of harsh words and threats this week.

[REDEEMEDSKIN]

we are expecting a timely submission and an orderly fight of harsh words and threats this week.

Don't forget that we have an earlier deadline this week on account of the Thursday games!!!! Where's the Hognostications thread for Week 12????!!!!! RiC, hurrrrry!!!!

[tazlah]

Damn 8-ball ...
Oh well, still holding steady at "not the bottom"! <cough, cough, 1niksder, cough>

[Redskin in Canada]

By popular demand, here we open the thread for the Hognostications for NFL Week 12.

REMEMBER that this is a SHORT WEEK due to the games scheduled on Thanksgiving day (US version). So, post fast and furiously before that DEADLINE.

Here we go:

Thursday, Nov. 24
Atlanta at Detroit 12:30 p.m.
Denver at Dallas 4:15 p.m.

Sunday, Nov. 27
Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.
Carolina at Buffalo 1:00 p.m.
Chicago at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m.
Cleveland at Minnesota 1:00 p.m.
New England at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.
San Diego at Washington 1:00 p.m.
San Francisco at Tennessee 1:00 p.m.
St. Louis at Houston 1:00 p.m.

Jacksonville at Arizona 4:05 p.m.
Miami at Oakland 4:05 p.m.
Green Bay at Philadelphia 4:15 p.m.
N.Y. Giants at Seattle 4:15 p.m.

Sunday Night Football
New Orleans at N.Y. Jets 8:30 p.m.

Monday Night Football, Nov. 28
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis 9:00 p.m.

[REDEEMEDSKIN]

"Picks of Redemption: Week 12"
Atlanta
Denver
Cincinnati
Buffalo
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
Kansas City
Washington
Tennessee
Houston
Jacksonville
Oakland
Philadelphia
Seattle
N.Y. Jets
Indianapolis

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!

[Chris Luva Luva]

Thursday, Nov. 24
Atlanta
Denver

Sunday, Nov. 27
Cincinnati
Carolina
Tampa Bay
Minnesota
New England
Washington
San Francisco
Houston

Jacksonville
Oakland
Philadelphia
Seattle 4:15 p.m.

Sunday Night Football
New Orleans

Monday Night Football, Nov. 28
Indianapolis

[Punu]

Detroit
Denver
Cinci
Carolina
Chicago
Minnesota
KC
WASHINGTON
tennessee
st. louis
arizona
miami
philly
seattle
NO
Indy

[hkHog]

Here are some completely random picks. I'm picking quite a few upsets. I feel awful picking San Diego. I still have faith but maybe picking against the 'Skins will help us win on some wierd cosmic level or something.

Atlanta

Denver

Baltimore

Carolina

Tampa Bay

Minnesota

Kansas City

San Diego

Tennessee

St. Louis

Jacksonville

Miami

Philadelphia

Seattle

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

[1niksder]

Atlanta at Detroit
Falcons

Denver at Dallas
Broncos

Baltimore at Cincinnati
Bengals

Carolina at Buffalo
Panthers

Chicago at Tampa Bay
Bucs

Cleveland at Minnesota
Browns

New England at Kansas City
Pats

San Diego at Washington
Skins

San Francisco at Tennessee
49ers

St. Louis at Houston
Texans

Jacksonville at Arizona
Jags

Miami at Oakland
Raiders

Green Bay at Philadelphia
Packers

N.Y. Giants at Seattle
Seahawks

New Orleans at N.Y. Jets
Jets

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
Colts

[skinz74]

Thursday, Nov. 24
Atlanta at Detroit 12:30 p.m. -- Dirty Birds
Denver at Dallas 4:15 p.m. -- Broncos

Sunday, Nov. 27
Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m. -- Bengals
Carolina at Buffalo 1:00 p.m. -- 'lil cats
Chicago at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m. -- Da Bears
Cleveland at Minnesota 1:00 p.m. -- Browns
New England at Kansas City 1:00 p.m. -- Chefs
San Diego at Washington 1:00 p.m. -- Skinz
San Francisco at Tennessee 1:00 p.m. -- 49ers
St. Louis at Houston 1:00 p.m. -- Rams

Jacksonville at Arizona 4:05 p.m. -- Jax
Miami at Oakland 4:05 p.m. -- Raiders
Green Bay at Philadelphia 4:15 p.m. -- Packers
N.Y. Giants at Seattle 4:15 p.m. -- 'Hawks

Sunday Night Football
New Orleans at N.Y. Jets 8:30 p.m. -- Aints

Monday Night Football, Nov. 28
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis 9:00 p.m. -- Colts

[Justice Hog]

Thursday, Nov. 24
Atlanta at Detroit 12:30 p.m. 126 123
Denver at Dallas 4:15 p.m. 126 123

Sunday, Nov. 27
Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.
Carolina at Buffalo 1:00 p.m.
Chicago at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m.
Cleveland at Minnesota 1:00 p.m.
New England at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.
San Diego at Washington 1:00 p.m. [DAMMIT!]
San Francisco at Tennessee 1:00 p.m.
St. Louis at Houston 1:00 p.m.

Jacksonville at Arizona 4:05 p.m.
Miami at Oakland 4:05 p.m.
Green Bay at Philadelphia 4:15 p.m.
N.Y. Giants at Seattle 4:15 p.m.

Sunday Night Football
New Orleans at N.Y. Jets 8:30 p.m.

Monday Night Football, Nov. 28
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis 9:00 p.m.

[tcwest10]

Thursday, Nov. 24
Atlanta at Detroit 12:30 p.m. 126 123
Denver at Dallas 4:15 p.m. 126 123

Sunday, Nov. 27
Baltimore at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.
Carolina at Buffalo 1:00 p.m.
Chicago at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m.
Cleveland at Minnesota 1:00 p.m.
New England at Kansas City 1:00 p.m.
San Diego at Washington 1:00 p.m.
San Francisco at Tennessee 1:00 p.m.
St. Louis at Houston 1:00 p.m.

Jacksonville at Arizona 4:05 p.m.
Miami at Oakland 4:05 p.m.
Green Bay at Philadelphia 4:15 p.m.
N.Y. Giants at Seattle 4:15 p.m.

Sunday Night Football
New Orleans at N.Y. Jets 8:30 p.m.

Monday Night Football, Nov. 28
Pittsburgh at Indianapolis 9:00 p.m.

This is my first week picking.

[joebagadonuts]

Atlanta at Detroit
Falcons

Denver at Dallas
Broncos

Baltimore at Cincinnati
Bengals

Carolina at Buffalo
Panthers

Chicago at Tampa Bay
Bucs

Cleveland at Minnesota
Vikings

New England at Kansas City
Pats

San Diego at Washington
Redskins

San Francisco at Tennessee
49ers

St. Louis at Houston
Rams

Jacksonville at Arizona
Jaguars

Miami at Oakland
Raiders

Green Bay at Philadelphia
Eagles

N.Y. Giants at Seattle
Seahawks

New Orleans at N.Y. Jets
Jets

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
Colts