Most Useless Sport
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Tough poll to vote in, because I have one simple rule; If someone else (a judge) has to tell me who won after it's over, then it is not a sport.
While divers, gymnasts et al. are extremely talented and athletic, those "sports" are no more "sports" than tap-dancing.
While divers, gymnasts et al. are extremely talented and athletic, those "sports" are no more "sports" than tap-dancing.
This space reserved for BTP......If he ever wins it.
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That reminds me of a comment a teacher of mine said way back in high school. He said, "It's not a sport if you say you're playing it." The guy was a pervert who coaches the girl's track team, so I tried not to take anything he said seriously.
I always wondered what he thought of golf, though. You can either play golf or go golfing.
I always wondered what he thought of golf, though. You can either play golf or go golfing.
I got your number. I steal your thunder. I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm.
I am great baseball. I once had the highest hitting percentage in the Boys Club leageu I was in and lead it in HRs, but they still didn't make me an all star... Might be because I'm not a coach's son and am not skinny, fast, and "cool".Steve Spurrier III wrote: If you are talented enough to hit a baseball or kick a soccer ball, then you are really a tight end...
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SkinFan 0-16 or 16-0 wrote:Definatley Crcket. Sometimes I think the people playing dont even understand what they are doing.
Amb collapses in shock
How could you not understand cricket

The rules are a lot simpler than just about any other sport
I am Grey: I stand between the candle and the star.
We are Grey: We stand between the darkness and the light
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There are 2 versions of cricket - One day match and a first class match which varies in length from 3-5 days
Teams consist of 11 players (all of whom bat and can bowl) and any number of reserves who may substitute when their side is fielding if a player from the 11 is injured
A ball hit over the boundary on the full counts 6 runs
A ball hit to the boundary which hits the ground first counts 4 runs
Each length of the pitch completed by both batsmen counts one run
A batsman is out by one of
Being caught by a fielder
Being bowled (hitting the stumps at the batsmens end)
Being hit on the body with a ball that would have hit the stumps (called leg before wicket or lbw for short)
Being caught out of his ground by a fielder hitting the stumps with the ball
Handling the ball without the fielding teams permission
10 outs completes an innings, each team permitted 2 innings maximum except One day matches when there is only 1 innings per team with 50 overs per team - 6 balls from one bowler(pitcher)per over
Highest score wins
Teams consist of 11 players (all of whom bat and can bowl) and any number of reserves who may substitute when their side is fielding if a player from the 11 is injured
A ball hit over the boundary on the full counts 6 runs
A ball hit to the boundary which hits the ground first counts 4 runs
Each length of the pitch completed by both batsmen counts one run
A batsman is out by one of
Being caught by a fielder
Being bowled (hitting the stumps at the batsmens end)
Being hit on the body with a ball that would have hit the stumps (called leg before wicket or lbw for short)
Being caught out of his ground by a fielder hitting the stumps with the ball
Handling the ball without the fielding teams permission
10 outs completes an innings, each team permitted 2 innings maximum except One day matches when there is only 1 innings per team with 50 overs per team - 6 balls from one bowler(pitcher)per over
Highest score wins
I am Grey: I stand between the candle and the star.
We are Grey: We stand between the darkness and the light
We are Grey: We stand between the darkness and the light
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gambit187 wrote:I would say womens billards, but the Asian chick is HOT
Been there done that she sux

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Redskins1974 wrote:I selected 'other' and will nominate Curling... that goofy Canadian sport where then push the stone down ice with what looks like broom sticks.
...and, yes - the Black Widow pool lady is hot.
I agree. I think curling was invented to trick kids into sweeping the ice in between little league hockey games.
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"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru