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Steve Spurrier III wrote:I thought Todd Glass had the head-to-head won, but he ended weak with the whole toothpaste/deoderant/shampoo bit.

I don't remember clearly, but it appeared as though the show in such a way as to appear that he finished that way. I thought, the joke was funny, but (laying sarcasm THICKLY) DEFINITELY not funnier than the "Amish girl on Skates" joke Tammy put in "early" in her set.

I really don't like Ant. He's pretends to be nice, but all he really does is go behind people's back and screw them over.

Apparently, from his bio, his life calling, and deepest desire. (okay, THAT was low. )

The thing that stinks about the show is that last year, they actually had funny comics stay in the house.... This year it seems like it's filled with people who are comics, who also cause drama..... Which stinks because I was laughing my behind off last year... and like they said.... It's like watching the Real World this year...


And unfortunately, Todd Glass one of the funny guys left.... it seemed to me like he just didn't bring what he usually did... and Tammy had a great set.....

The funniest part of the whole show was when Todd did his infomercial bit.... it had me rolling....

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:Apparently, from his bio, his life calling, and deepest desire. (okay, THAT was low.)

Hahahahahaha!

Well played.

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:Man, I missed THAT part this week. I'll set an alarm for next Tuesday to remember to watch from the beginning.

One thing's for sure; I'm glad Bonnie was kicked out early. I was outraged when she made it. Oh well, c'est la vie!

There will be reruns on Comedy Central Saturday at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday at an earlier time, I believe.

Jake wrote:There will be reruns on Comedy Central Saturday at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday at an earlier time, I believe.

Oh, great!!! Thanks for lookin'out. I'd really love to watch it, but....

I don't have cable.

Whoops, forgot about that. Sorry Redeemed...

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:I don't have cable. [/color]

Dude.... It's 2004! Let's get with the times amigo

BringThePain! wrote:

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:I don't have cable. [/color]

Dude.... It's 2004! Let's get with the times amigo

In due time, my friend, in due time. Once REDEEMEDSKIN HQs acquires the Big Screen TV it needs, we will be forced to have "le cable".... The rabbit ears just won't do.

This year, we "saved" by not having cable... so we can take a nice cruise come september. Next year, we may not be so lucky after some purchases (TV, cable, drums gear, etc.) Know of any good places to vacation near Fredericksburg next year???

I was just yankin your chain ..... TV's overated anyways.... books and extra-curicular activities have been killed due to SATAN'S SPAWN...named Television....

If you want to vacation near Fredericksburg you can go to the Waffle house or Carl's "Mile Long Line" Ice Cream... that's about it.... although we have all kind-o-events down here from time to time.... Just don't go any where near the off ramp of 95 near Massaponax.... The placed is cursed.... so far since i've lived here (alittle over 2 years)... it's had a sniper shooting... and a kinapping/murder right across street.... which really stinks beach "hooters" is right there around the 2 places.... but I wouldn't go there if they had the last chicken wings in VA

BringThePain! wrote:I was just yankin your chain ..... TV's overated anyways.... books and extra-curicular activities have been killed due to SATAN'S SPAWN...named Television....

A pastor once put it best... "Television is really "Steal-a-Vision", since it robs time you could apply to fullfilling your dreams while you watch other fulfill theirs.

I've also heard "TV = Time Vacuum".

you also wrote:If you want to vacation near Fredericksburg you can go to the Waffle house or Carl's "Mile Long Line" Ice Cream... that's about it.... although we have all kind-o-events down here from time to time.... Just don't go any where near the off ramp of 95 near Massaponax.... The placed is cursed.... so far since i've lived here (alittle over 2 years)... it's had a sniper shooting... and a kinapping/murder right across street.... which really stinks beach "hooters" is right there around the 2 places.... but I wouldn't go there if they had the last chicken wings in VA

Too funny. Thanks for the advice!

I am sorry, but doesn't anyone find Jay London funny with his one-liners? I think he is hilarious. Examples:

"It all started when my dog wanted free rollover minutes"

"When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the park and put me on mood swings".

(wearing overalls, he says) "How do you like my overall look?"

....and my favorite....

"I saw a stationary store move"(Think about it--that is funny)

floridaskinsfan wrote:I am sorry, but doesn't anyone find Jay London funny with his one-liners? I think he is hilarious. Examples:

"It all started when my dog wanted free rollover minutes"

"When I was a kid, my dad would take me to the park and put me on mood swings".

(wearing overalls, he says) "How do you like my overall look?"

....and my favorite....

"I saw a stationary store move"(Think about it--that is funny)

Have you read the first two pages of this thread? Everyone loves him. I think he's awesome. He cracks me up. It's especially funny when he gives a bad joke, then there's silence, and then he just says "Thank you." It's funny as hell.

It's especially funny when he gives a bad joke, then there's silence, and then he just says "Thank you." It's funny as hell.

I agree. No one has said his name yet to challenge. I want to hear more of his bit. I have read the first two pages on the thread. I do think todd Glass is funny and thought he should have won instead of Tammy(?). I don't like hearing the same bit over and over again. I think repeating one or two really funny lines is good, but she gave the same set. todd mixed it up and I thought he was really funny.

Tonight's episode was great! Gary knocked off Ant in the head-to-head. Gary got 73% of the votes! I'm so glad I don't have to see Ant manipulate people just to knock off the other comics.

When Ant was telling his stupid plane joke, I had a bad feeling that Gary would be voted off. But Ant lost. I;m so sick of seeing Ant and the 'alliance'. Hopefully the alliance is finished and good comedy will take over. But after the show, Ant said that he wasn't the mastermind behind 'the alliance'... someone was pulling the strings and he was just one of the puppets. That's a total lie. Everyone saw him forming the group from day one. Since the beginning of the episode, I was rooting for Gary to knock off Ant.

I am glad Ant is gone also. I think he forgot he was on a show about being the best comedian. I know a lot of planning can play a role in who gets nominated but if you are funny, you will win. Look at Dat Phan last year. All the other comics wanted him gone. He had like 4 head-to-heads and won every single one of them.

Speaking of Dat Phan, has anyone seen or heard anything about him since last year's LCS?

Speaking of Dat Phan, has anyone seen or heard anything about him since last year's LCS?

I have no idea what happened to him. I thought these shows were designed to boost your career?

I think he's done an episode or two of Tough Crowd, but then again everbody has.

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:Aw, crap!!! I totally forgot to watch last night!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Jake, what times does Comedy Central show the reruns??? I will HAVE to find a TV w/cable this weekend!!!!!

Congrats RS! Comedy Central at 7:00, I believe. I think it will also be replayed at 8:00 next Tuesday on NBC since "The Next Action Star" was moved to Wednesdays.

Kentucky Fried Hog wrote:Speaking of Dat Phan, has anyone seen or heard anything about him since last year's LCS?

I've seen him on the Tonight Show, BET, Comedy Central, and a couple of other shows. He still wasn't funny on any of them.

No problemo.

Jay had some good jokes but was too self depricating. Great one liners. The crowd was too uneasy for him.

Gary had the crowd from the first joke to the last. The crowd liked him from the start. Looks help.

Predictable landslide.