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Poor Jansenfan!

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Yesterday after getting home from work, he decided to help me with getting dinner together. He went to get something from our pantry. And bent down witht he door open. The latch hit him in the head and cut his head. We ended up in the hospital. After a wait we get back there and the nurse sets up for stitches. He gets his tentus shot because of course the latch is metal, and neither of us can remember when he got his last one. LOL

Then the dr comes in. Of course Scott is wearing a Redskin's tshirt. And the dr just goes "Redskin's fan huh?" And they start talking football. The guy tells him the numbing shot is gonna hurt. But never asks if it works. Just goes to work. Scott is quiet. And the Dr starts talking to me. So with the last stitch he asks if he is numb and Scott says no. The dr finishes and says while he's cleaning up Scott who sorry for the squimish, has blood running down his neck and head, "I'm a cowboys fan." Scott of course blamed this for the fact that he didn't wait for the shot to take effect before he went ahead with the stitches. So I guess we learned a lesson. Always ask for a dr who is a Redskin's fan. Jansenfan is recovering now. He is going to wake up with such a headache!
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Glad to hear he's ok....damn puke lovers are everywhere!
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Man, Cowboys fans even takin' it to the workplace... just plain disgusting! :evil:
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Post by REDEEMEDSKIN »

Tough break. Best wishes for a speedy recovery from the "booboo".
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Post by Irn-Bru »

. . .Just goes to work. Scott is quiet. . . .


Amazing.

Best wishes on a speedy recovery, Jansenfan. Glad to hear that you're alright (except for a headache, perhaps).
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Post by BossHog »

ROTFALMAO

poor Scott. Tough as nails he is though, so I'm sure he only kept his mouth shut 'cause he sensed the doc was a Cowpuke and didn't wanna give him the satisfaction.

Atta boy killer.

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NikiH, sorry to hear about JF. I hope he heals quickly. In the meantime, get rid of that Dr.
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Awww, C'mon ! He's a dirtbag, ain't he ? You can't hurt a dirtbag with a head injury.
Look on the bright side, JF ! You now have the perfect excuse to never, ever help in the kitchen again !!
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So are we listing him as probable or questionable this week?
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Way to be tough Jansenfan. It goes to show that only a cowboy fan doctor would do the work and then ask if your numb. Don't pay for the numbing shot. I betcha the doctor will cry out loud over that.
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Probable to unlisted I'd say - get better quick man!
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Post by Redskins1974 »

JansenFan - tough dude! You showed the Doc who's boss. A cowboys fan would have been crying like a baby.

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Thanks for the well-wishes everyone. Pain is gone (thanks to pain killers) and I am back to 100%. Now I just gotta bust out all the exclusives that were due yesterday! :shock:
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Sure hope you're doing better....be sure to check the docs credentials (skins / cowpies fan) before letting him near you next time !!!
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DEHog wrote:So are we listing him as probable or questionable this week?


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