PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE give Joe Gibbs the job!!!! Give him all your money. Give him your house.
Keep one suit, one nice tie, a nice shirt and a pair of comfortable shoes...and just find something else to do. You seem like a sharp guy. You just don't know anything about football which, unfortunately, is important in the NFL.
Raise the National Threat Level to Burgundy and Gold!!! If you're really a Skins fan you know it's the right thing to do. Plus, I'm sure he'll arrange to bump you up the list for season tickets.

Hogline
Nashville, TN