Hey guys, you all harp on me about being 2 years old and what not. Especially when you dig out your old beta tapes and mentions those black and white movies I learned about in history class .
Well, I need some schooling. Have any of you ever taken a colon cleaner? Im not sure if thats what Im talking about, but the thing that cleanses your entire system. I was told that you need to plan to stay home for a day if you take it. Enlighten me on this.
I love to read when Im doing the business and I've never done it before and Im curious. HAHAHA.
General Failure wrote:See, this is why I never post when I'm drunk.
... classic GF
CLL... I've never taken one before, but my brother in-law is big into that kinda stuff... he's told me about it... he basically said he get's it from GNC, and it makes you bloated because the stuff foams up inside your stomach and intestines.... scrubing away at the walls.... I don't think you have to stay at home though... we were in Atlantic City and he told me he had just taken the stuff a couple hours before... I never monitored his... uh... trips to the pool... but he seemed fine all day... although I was on cloud corona, so I really wasn't paying attention either...
That probably didn't help at all did it...
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CurveBall - "It might be YOUR biggest game of the year but it really doesn't seem to be as big a deal for Dallas fans anymore."
I don't know if it was a colon cleanser I drank, but I drank this liquid laxative to clean my system out. I was crapping all day. It was kind of like when you have a stomach virus and you have the squirts. It made my stomach ache a little bit. It has been 6 years, so I don't know if what I drank is what your talking about or not. If what your talking about is what I drank, don't go to wal-mart or anything because as soon as your stomach aches the squirts soon follow.
Let us all gather around and drink the ey-Aid of the Redskins.
Ok this discussion is nominated as the grossest yet. But I have some input. It's a bit gross too but you should listen before you take anything like that Chris.
Jackson once had a very bad virus. And when we took him back to the doctor his bowels were still not normal. The Ped informed me that when you have something like that happen (diarehha) it cleans out everything. There is certain bacteria that helps your body function. So to restore that bacteria she recommended we feed him yogurt.
Sounds to me like a "complete cleaning" of that area would be a bad idea. Again I'm no dr, and I'm just going on what I was told. The yogurt thing worked. So there must have been something to it.
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!
My favortie line from the Simpsons:
Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"
Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"
I don't believe a laxative and "coca colon" is the same thing.... a laxative just helps you move the ship(s) threw the bowels... "Colon Blow" actually cleans the wind pipe....
no, the other wind pipe.....
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CurveBall - "It might be YOUR biggest game of the year but it really doesn't seem to be as big a deal for Dallas fans anymore."
Or the "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at Outback
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
I was curious because my friend said that you'll feel 10 pounds lighter after you take the laxative.
I dont know what my problem is Im just in some sort of curious stage in my life. I used to be content playing the wall and watching everyone else do dumb stuff, now I want in on it!
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I was curious because my friend said that you'll feel 10 pounds lighter after you take the laxative.
You won't just FEEL 10 pounds lighter, you will LITERALLY be 10 pounds lighter!
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I dont know what my problem is Im just in some sort of curious stage in my life. I used to be content playing the wall and watching everyone else do dumb stuff, now I want in on it!
Oh my God, is that what will happen when I reach my 20's? I thought the curiousity stage ended at 6...
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Man its crazy I've been on this whole adrenaline crazy rush stuff lately.
For example. When my friends and I went to Kings Dominion I was considered and almost rode the bunjee jump ride. I got on the drop zone 8 times in a row while keeping my eyes open, holding my hands up, and not yelling. I was shocked that my now ex g/f was able to do that too !
Theres some other stuff I'd mention but we'd have to take it into the smack forum.
is awesome. I rode it a few years ago. I went with my brother-in-law and his best friend. Next time don't consider it, just do it. You won't regret it. It's a lot safer than you think....certainly safer than playing footbal in the parking lot at Kings Dominion
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
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... classic GF
ey-Aid of the Redskins.
That doesn't even sound right. 
And let's hope Chris reconsiders.
