Redskins Haikus For Dallas Week

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:24 pm

Thought it would be fun to draw out some Redskins Nation creativity and do some Haikus this week.

Post 'em to our Facebook page.

Remember... 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables.

Doesn't have to rhyme... but it does have to hate Dallas.

There's an example posted on the FB page.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:22 am

So Romo is Hurt,
He Busted Up His Rib Cage,
Finish the job Rak!

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:54 am

Burgundy and Gold,
the colors of autumn's leaves
and football's best team.

Down goes Romo. Sack!
Should have sat down for this one.
Redskins rule the East!

Three and oh record.
Beating Dallas on the road.
Who could ask for more?

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:39 am

Deadskins wrote:Burgundy and Gold,
the colors of autumn's leaves
and football's best team.

Down goes Romo. Sack!
Should have sat down for this one.
Redskins rule the East!

Three and oh record.
Beating Dallas on the road.
Who could ask for more?

Nicely played sir. Can you post them on FB?

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:57 am

Deadskins wrote:Burgundy and Gold,
the colors of autumn's leaves
and football's best team.

Down goes Romo. Sack!
Should have sat down for this one.
Redskins rule the East!

Three and oh record.
Beating Dallas on the road.
Who could ask for more?

AWESOME BRO!

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:21 pm

Dallas sucks

cvillehog · Post by **cvillehog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:35 pm

KazooSkinsFan wrote:Dallas sucks

Just a few syllables short!

SAP_Pete · Post by **SAP_Pete** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:42 pm

Damn Dallas to Hell,
F the horse they rode in on,
Redskins FTW !

Monday will be great,
Dallas' tears are delicious,
Unleash the Dragon !

HarleyHog · Post by **HarleyHog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:09 pm

If you know the sound
Of pain on the football field
That is Romo's song

Running down the field
Another Redskins touchdown
Hail to the Redskins

HarleyHog · Post by **HarleyHog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:32 pm

Ugly big blue star
America's Team they claim
Dallas Sucks we'll win

Three and oh to start
Two and oh in division
Shanny has a plan

No word from the Troll
Perhaps he will keep his word
Beat Dallas in peace

Best fans in the world
Support the team win or lose
Victory is ours

Braves on the Warpath
Score more sons of Washington
Fight for old DC

HTTR

HarleyHog · Post by **HarleyHog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:36 pm

BTW, I don't do Facebook.
Anyone so inclined has my permission to transcribe haikus with or without citation.

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:19 pm

cvillehog wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:Dallas sucks
Just a few syllables short!

Did anything else really need to be said? It was an efficient Haiku...

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:32 pm

KazooSkinsFan wrote:Dallas sucks

Well said Kazo

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:49 pm

I Hate Those Cowboys
I Really Hate Those Cowboys
Gosh I Hate Those Guys

How's that one? I don't have FB either but I'm not sure mine's Facebookable. :lol:

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:08 pm

BossHog wrote:
Deadskins wrote:Burgundy and Gold,
the colors of autumn's leaves
and football's best team.

Down goes Romo. Sack!
Should have sat down for this one.
Redskins rule the East!

Three and oh record.
Beating Dallas on the road.
Who could ask for more?

Nicely played sir. Can you post them on FB?

You're welcome to, but I don't have a FB account. :shock:

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:10 pm

langleyparkjoe wrote:How's that one? I don't have FB either but I'm not sure mine's Facebookable.

All have been posted to fb with board members getting credit for the efforts

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:12 pm

langleyparkjoe wrote:I Hate Those Cowboys
I Really Hate Those Cowboys
Gosh I Hate Those Guys

How's that one? I don't have FB either but I'm not sure mine's Facebookable.

You see my point? Dallas sucks. Where is there to go from that? It's covered...

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:20 pm

KazooSkinsFan wrote:
langleyparkjoe wrote:I Hate Those Cowboys
I Really Hate Those Cowboys
Gosh I Hate Those Guys

How's that one? I don't have FB either but I'm not sure mine's Facebookable.

You see my point? Dallas sucks. Where is there to go from that? It's covered...

This one was posted on the facebook page:

Jamie DeLozier wrote:Dallas sucks big time.
No one sucks more than they do.
Suckiest ever.

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:34 pm

Americas team
Loved by the indigenous
Texas trailer trash

cowboykillerzRGiii · Post by **cowboykillerzRGiii** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:01 pm

KazooSkinsFan wrote:Americas team
Loved by the indigenous
Texas trailer trash

Dallas cowboys suck
I'd pay over one million bucks
To crush the team bus

Five seven five? Mill-ion 2 claps? Or mill-i-on? If so spell and pronounce millyan. Its rapper tactics to make words fit into the beat

Let's kill D
Whoop dallas by fifty three
Drinks for free!

Ultimate fair wheather
Band wagon wheels are falling off
Left with cry babies

HarleyHog · Post by **HarleyHog** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:28 pm

I dislike old Jerry from Dallas
Now we travel to play in his palace
With Tony's ribs aching
The shots he'll taking
I'll enjoy with no personal malice

With Kerrigan and Orakpo converging
Tony Romo will soon be diverging
From the plan he'd in mind
To the 'run for your life' kind
And he surely won't find that encouraging

I ran out of haikus gas, hope you don't mind limericks

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:53 pm

1niksder wrote:
langleyparkjoe wrote:How's that one? I don't have FB either but I'm not sure mine's Facebookable.

All have been posted to fb with board members getting credit for the efforts

Cmon guys I live on the net when I'm not drowning in paperwork, and I do what I can. Help a brother out and post these goodies on the facebook link in the first post

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:18 pm

Seriously? What else are you going to do? Whiner...

chiefhog44 · Post by **chiefhog44** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:48 pm

Twilight in Dallas
Is where this matchup begins
Bring your tomahawks
Hail
Steam rising from $h/t
Unflushed stadium commodes
Smell the Dallas locks
Hail
Riding a white horse
A painted warrior cries
Seeking his next kill
Hail
Draws crooked arrow
and now takes aim at the star
Swift death is his goal
Hail
Strikes blow to the ribs
The mighty team has fallen
Too much blood in lungs
Hail
Ceremony now
Ties up his victim to drain
Ewoks join in prayer
Hail

cowboykillerzRGiii · Post by **cowboykillerzRGiii** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:01 am

Wow I need to reclap out them syllables