Trade Fat Al for a Ham Sandwich....

tribeofjudah · Post by **tribeofjudah** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:27 pm

A team source tells CBS Sports' Clark Judge that the Redskins are willing to take "anything they can gain in return" in a trade for Albert Haynesworth.
The same source insists two things: 1) Haynesworth will be traded and not cut, and 2) the Redskins will make sure he doesn't go to the division rival Eagles with old line coach Jim Washburn. "They'll give him away for a ham sandwich instead of cutting him and running the risk of his showing up in Philadelphia," said the source. Aside from the Eagles, Haynesworth's market is unclear at this time. He's expected to show for Redskins camp later this week

http://rotoworld.com/headlines/nfl/2069 ... ntana-moss

Burgundy&Wha? · Post by **Burgundy&Wha?** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:41 pm

Send him to Oaktown for a pair of Crazy Al's glasses.

yupchagee · Post by **yupchagee** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:34 pm

He'd it it before the deal was done.

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:49 pm

yupchagee wrote:He'd it it before the deal was done.

What?

yupchagee · Post by **yupchagee** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:55 pm

andyjens89 wrote:
yupchagee wrote:He'd it it before the deal was done.
What?

The ham sandwich.

tribeofjudah · Post by **tribeofjudah** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:21 pm

yupchagee wrote:
andyjens89 wrote:
yupchagee wrote:He'd it it before the deal was done.
What?
The ham sandwich.

you mean....EAT it....?

SkinsJock · Post by **SkinsJock** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:30 pm

The fat slob needs to show up first - that should be interesting

There's no way this tub of lard gets anything he wants

I hope he's made to feel as though he's no use to anyone

maybe we let him loose and maybe we just watch him wallow

cleg · Post by **cleg** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:58 am

Maybe he went home in the off-season and his mommy smacked some sense into.him and he shows up and says "coach I am ready to play just tell me where to line up." Maybe he will have a pro bowl season for the Skins and we all show up in Canton years from now to celebrate his induction I.to the Hall of _Fame. Maybe? Right? No? I suppose not - let's take the ham sandwich.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:50 am

cleg wrote:Maybe he went home in the off-season and his mommy smacked some sense into.him and he shows up and says "coach I am ready to play just tell me where to line up." Maybe he will have a pro bowl season for the Skins and we all show up in Canton years from now to celebrate his induction I.to the Hall of _Fame. Maybe? Right? No? I suppose not - let's take the ham sandwich.

Maybe he knows there is only one team that wants him and there in no way in the world that Shanny will let him go there. Maybe he knows he has to play his way back into a position where he is marketable. Maybe ham sandwiches are under-rated and no one will part with one, anyone offering PB&J