3 Options for the new Worst Team in the League

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Now that the team has proven beyond a doubt that they are The Same Old Redskins, what should be done?

Announce a "Fire Sale", no draft pick too low, take anything you can get for any player, and anyone not traded by the trade deadline be simply cut altogether. That way we actually have an excuse to be so pathetic.
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Rename the team "The Washington Clowns" and make them wear uniforms that look like clown costumes, complete with floppy red shoes and helmets painted to look like curly rainbow wigs, until they come up with a convincing win against a quality opp
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Simply dissolve the franchise and put us all out of our misery.
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3 Options for the new Worst Team in the League

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after putting us on notice that they were the Same Old Redskins by giving away a game they had complete control of last week, i said before this game that the redskins needed to beat the Rams, as The Worst Team in Football, by 17 points to show they were getting their act together. instead, they didn't even show up and lost their dignity by a point differential of 31 points (losing by 14 instead of winning by 17 as they should've).

such a pathetic performance is beyond inexcusable and there need to be severe consequences.
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I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.
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I meant AC and a 3rd for Vincent Jackson
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In a few weeks vj will be cheaper or next year pay him not the team. Any D coordinators up for grab? Undrafted line backers?
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come on, at least make them wear the clown outfits. they deserve it. dare i say, they need it.
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ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


The only guy worse than Haynesworth would be Merriman...Geez, has he even been out there since they took his "Go Juice" away?

The first thing that happens when somebody stops using steroids is constant injuries because their body can't take recover from the constant beatings they're taking. Any of this sounding familiar?

Better solution: ditch the 3-4 completely. Go back and use the personnel you have more effectively. I know this sounds like a terrible solution, but seriously, our defense can't get any worse.
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You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...
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KazooSkinsFan wrote:You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...


I'll call on Kaz
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chiefhog44 wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...


I'll call on Kaz
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I'll go with "all the above"
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as for the clown costume... when wearing the yellow pants in our first two games, my wife kept saying that we look like a bunch or ronald mcdonalds out there... who is a clown.
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Wahoo McDaniels wrote:
ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


The only guy worse than Haynesworth would be Merriman...Geez, has he even been out there since they took his "Go Juice" away?

The first thing that happens when somebody stops using steroids is constant injuries because their body can't take recover from the constant beatings they're taking. Any of this sounding familiar?

Better solution: ditch the 3-4 completely. Go back and use the personnel you have more effectively. I know this sounds like a terrible solution, but seriously, our defense can't get any worse.


Your lack of knowledge about steroids is astonishing. Have you ever heard of HGH?

Abandon the 3-4 completely? That would be a great idea when you are trying to get the players to buy into a system and then trash it. I wonder how motivated they will be to jump right into the next one.
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ATX_Skins wrote:I meant AC and a 3rd for Vincent Jackson


San Diego runs a 3-4. They would have the same problem finding a spot on the field he can play that we do.
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ATX_Skins wrote:
Wahoo McDaniels wrote:
ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


The only guy worse than Haynesworth would be Merriman...Geez, has he even been out there since they took his "Go Juice" away?

The first thing that happens when somebody stops using steroids is constant injuries because their body can't take recover from the constant beatings they're taking. Any of this sounding familiar?

Better solution: ditch the 3-4 completely. Go back and use the personnel you have more effectively. I know this sounds like a terrible solution, but seriously, our defense can't get any worse.


Your lack of knowledge about steroids is astonishing. Have you ever heard of HGH?

Abandon the 3-4 completely? That would be a great idea when you are trying to get the players to buy into a system and then trash it. I wonder how motivated they will be to jump right into the next one.


You do know that HGH isn't a steroid...right? Your knowledge of what steroids do and don't do borders on uninformed (at best). Steroids and HGH both are considered PEDs, but they are not the same thing....and Merriman's a shell of what he was, and oh, he can't stay healthy.
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They've only played 3 games. 13 more games to prove the haters wrong.
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KazooSkinsFan wrote:
chiefhog44 wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...


I'll call on Kaz
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I'll go with "all the above"


this might be an appropriate assessment of the options if this exact same bullcrap hadn't been going on for 10+ years now. as it stands, no amount of severity in response could ever be consider "overreacting".
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die cowboys die wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:
chiefhog44 wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...


I'll call on Kaz
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I'll go with "all the above"


this might be an appropriate assessment of the options if this exact same bullcrap hadn't been going on for 10+ years now. as it stands, no amount of severity in response could ever be consider "overreacting".

My point was more narrow in that that you put up a poll where all three choices were the same. My view is either give us different choices or don't make it a poll. I'm just saying that's my opinion. I'd have objected to any poll with three choices that were the same whatever the choices were
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KazooSkinsFan wrote:
die cowboys die wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:
chiefhog44 wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:You know it's a stupid poll when all three choices are the same. Do you (a) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone, (b) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone or (c) want to react like a teenage girl who lost her phone. Wait, I know this one, pick me, pick me...


I'll call on Kaz
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I'll go with "all the above"


this might be an appropriate assessment of the options if this exact same bullcrap hadn't been going on for 10+ years now. as it stands, no amount of severity in response could ever be consider "overreacting".

My point was more narrow in that that you put up a poll where all three choices were the same. My view is either give us different choices or don't make it a poll. I'm just saying that's my opinion. I'd have objected to any poll with three choices that were the same whatever the choices were


As rare as it is, I agree with Kazoo. There's enough absurdity here as it is (regardless of your assessment of the team). No need to add to it blatantly.
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I'm officially not submitting a vote in this ridiculous poll... that's my official answer to the poll question.

Furthermore... I have nothing else to say of substance accept GO SKINS! and I'll NEVER give up and want "to blow up everything" after 3 games... :?
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ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


This doesn't even make sense.
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REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:They've only played 3 games. 13 more games to prove the haters wrong.


You keep singing the same song and I keep hoping it becomes a hit. Maybe this time?
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shouldnt you be posting this on the Bills, Lions, browns, Panthers or 49ers websites? When last I looked they had a worse record then we do
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Skinsfan55 wrote:
ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


This doesn't even make sense.


One post later I corrected this.... I understand it didnt make sense
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Wahoo McDaniels wrote:
ATX_Skins wrote:
Wahoo McDaniels wrote:
ATX_Skins wrote:I'm not voting. Although we looked terrible there are ways to fix things. I do think we need to trade Haynesworth for a faster OLB to maybe help out the 3-4 though.

I propose trade Haynesworth to the struggling Chargers for Merriman. He could allow us move Rocky to the OLB spot.

Screw it, throw in AC for Vincent Jackson and a 3rd.


The only guy worse than Haynesworth would be Merriman...Geez, has he even been out there since they took his "Go Juice" away?

The first thing that happens when somebody stops using steroids is constant injuries because their body can't take recover from the constant beatings they're taking. Any of this sounding familiar?

Better solution: ditch the 3-4 completely. Go back and use the personnel you have more effectively. I know this sounds like a terrible solution, but seriously, our defense can't get any worse.


Your lack of knowledge about steroids is astonishing. Have you ever heard of HGH?

Abandon the 3-4 completely? That would be a great idea when you are trying to get the players to buy into a system and then trash it. I wonder how motivated they will be to jump right into the next one.


You do know that HGH isn't a steroid...right? Your knowledge of what steroids do and don't do borders on uninformed (at best). Steroids and HGH both are considered PEDs, but they are not the same thing....and Merriman's a shell of what he was, and oh, he can't stay healthy.


I think it is pretty obvious they are not the same. Where exactly did I say they were the same?
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