HAYNESWORTH FAILS TES!!!!!!

[Deadskins]

The woman reporter doesn't weigh 300+ pounds either. And did you see her after? She looked like she was about to die.

[Countertrey]

Uh oh CT:

Albert Haynesworth eventually may be permitted to practice with the Redskins even if he does not pass his conditioning test, Coach Mike Shanahan said Monday after the morning practice session at Redskins Park.

No problem! Got it covered, PE... As I point out in my blog...

I suspect that Shanahan has an “exit strategy” that will both help Albert through this AND make the Redskins a better team. Shanahan is not stupid… he knows that this defense, and this team, are better (much better) with Haynesworth on the field than not. <snip>

Hey, I could be wrong… but, when the results come in following the first Dallas game, I have a feeling that we will see a renewed… and totally dominant… Albert Haynesworth, destroying the opposing offenses game plans.

Read the whole stupid thing here

Shanahan has a plan... he's simply too savy NOT too... unfortunately, there are too many without the patience to see it play out. Hey, y'all... life's too short. This is always the best time of year... the Redskins are together... and undefeated! Enjoy the season!

[PulpExposure]

They did the test on Mike & Mike and Golic passed. Watch the video and you'll see it's not that hard. Albert's been practicing for it too.

Actually, if you watch it, the second time he runs it, he comes in at 76 seconds. Which would have failed.

Of course, he's also 47 years old...

[fredp45]

I didn't notice him not getting 73. Since you mentioned that, I wasn't going to mention this but, I watched the clip of Golic and he didn't touch the lines, he came within a foot or two of them each time. Sounds cheap but that adds seconds. I was sure to touch it each time with my foot. If you do it right, no cheating see how easy it is. My son reminded me, Albert and Golic both had cleats on, I used running shoes and did slip a few times when I was turning.

Lots of talk on this board, anyone else try it?

[yupchagee]

They did the test on Mike & Mike and Golic passed. Watch the video and you'll see it's not that hard. Albert's been practicing for it too.

Actually, if you watch it, the second time he runs it, he comes in at 76 seconds. Which would have failed.

Of course, he's also 47 years old...

& certainly not in game shape.

[SkinsJock]

Countertrey has it nailed - enjoy it - this is our time of year - for the past 10 years, we have been the undisputed NFL champs of the offseason


we look like winning another and this time snyder & Cerrato are not in charge - enjoy

[SkinsJock]

I could care less who can do this - the only one that needs to, is that fat ass that wanted to come in and show everyone up

keep him on the sidelines until he earns his way and then put him in charge of cleaning the latrines or whatever else we need doing that keeps his ass off the playing field


just before the season begins, trot his fat ass out there and let him show everyone how great he is


I'm just loving this - please do not let him stop trying to pass this test that even overage, out of work fat asses can easily pass

[Countertrey]

I didn't notice him not getting 73. Since you mentioned that, I wasn't going to mention this but, I watched the clip of Golic and he didn't touch the lines, he came within a foot or two of them each time. Sounds cheap but that adds seconds. I was sure to touch it each time with my foot. If you do it right, no cheating see how easy it is. My son reminded me, Albert and Golic both had cleats on, I used running shoes and did slip a few times when I was turning.

Lots of talk on this board, anyone else try it?

That's a good point, especially since the trainers are sticklers... according to some players (I can't find the link at the moment), you MUST touch the line, or you have to go back to do so. They won't count your time if you don't touch the line. That short-cuts no doubt took a few seconds off his time.

I'm sure it's brutal... I can remember running progressive shuttles (not fondly) in high school, and in the Army... at OCS... the TAC's thought it was a wonderful way to entertain themselves... I can understand why Haynesworth's knees would protest...

[fleetus]

That'll be the next development to this long and sad story. Haynesworth will develop a phantom knee or back injury and sit for half the season. I know it's coming.

[PMG12569]

Dont you all see what he is doing??? Look at us! We are turning against each other! After such an exciting new change in the offseason. There have been some (including myself) have turned on Shanahan. What happened??!? McNabb and this new D that is intercepting 9 passes a day at practice, is on the back burner. Look at the amount of posts compared to anything else. Its clogging Sports Talk Radio/CSN and its the only thing that is reported about the Redskins on ESPN.

This is my lobby to shut down this post and to put Albert back in the box. He is the only negative vibe about this camp. Sure you might have doubts about the WR's or our OL depth but thats just speculation its not necessarily negative. NO MORE OF "WHO-CAN-DO-WHAT" CRAP!?! OR IF SHANAHAN IS ABUSING AL OR IF AL IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF TOWN!! WHO CARES!!??......(sigh)

I posted 2 long arguments on the topic last weekend. Now, I am exhausted from it. Join me Skins fans and realize Albert hasnt done enough for the Redskins for us to turn on one another!! I feel like weve all been slimed by the stuff in Ghostbusters 2. (And not the positive stuff that made the toaster dance! The crappy negative stuff that made them all turn against each other!)

Anyways F Albert....and Hail to

....Getting Trent Williams and Jamaal Brown
....Bringing in McNabb
....Shanahan family possibly bringing us the best offense we've seen in DC since Gibbs (*cough* or maybe Norv)
....Landry going back to SS to wreak Polamalu-like havoc in the box
....Haslett taken our corners and safeties out of Sec.415 and bringing the house this year to be a turnover team instead of a vanilla defense
.....Brian Orakpo blitzing 750 times compared to the 200 times Blache sent after the QB
....Bruce Allen bringing professionalism to DC
....No swinging gate plays (Ohh God, I still shake my head when I think of that!)
....Chris ey being back and teaming up with Fred Davis
....Not overpaying for a single FA
....Not forfeiting draft picks for some awful/panic deal
....NO MORE CERRATO!!!
....KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF THE "SUPERBOWL FAVORITES" COWGIRLS ON NATIONAL TV WEEK 1
....THE REDSKINS!!!

[brad7686]

Dont you all see what he is doing??? Look at us! We are turning against each other! After such an exciting new change in the offseason. There have been some (including myself) have turned on Shanahan. What happened??!? McNabb and this new D that is intercepting 9 passes a day at practice, is on the back burner. Look at the amount of posts compared to anything else. Its clogging Sports Talk Radio/CSN and its the only thing that is reported about the Redskins on ESPN.

This is my lobby to shut down this post and to put Albert back in the box. He is the only negative vibe about this camp. Sure you might have doubts about the WR's or our OL depth but thats just speculation its not necessarily negative. NO MORE OF "WHO-CAN-DO-WHAT" CRAP!?! OR IF SHANAHAN IS ABUSING AL OR IF AL IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF TOWN!! WHO CARES!!??......(sigh)

I posted 2 long arguments on the topic last weekend. Now, I am exhausted from it. Join me Skins fans and realize Albert hasnt done enough for the Redskins for us to turn on one another!! I feel like weve all been slimed by the stuff in Ghostbusters 2. (And not the positive stuff that made the toaster dance! The crappy negative stuff that made them all turn against each other!)

Anyways F Albert....and Hail to

....Getting Trent Williams and Jamaal Brown
....Bringing in McNabb
....Shanahan family possibly bringing us the best offense we've seen in DC since Gibbs (*cough* or maybe Norv)
....Landry going back to SS to wreak Polamalu-like havoc in the box
....Haslett taken our corners and safeties out of Sec.415 and bringing the house this year to be a turnover team instead of a vanilla defense
.....Brian Orakpo blitzing 750 times compared to the 200 times Blache sent after the QB
....Bruce Allen bringing professionalism to DC
....No swinging gate plays (Ohh God, I still shake my head when I think of that!)
....Chris ey being back and teaming up with Fred Davis
....Not overpaying for a single FA
....Not forfeiting draft picks for some awful/panic deal
....NO MORE CERRATO!!!
....KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF THE "SUPERBOWL FAVORITES" COWGIRLS ON NATIONAL TV WEEK 1
....THE REDSKINS!!!

Ditto. I don't think anybody REALLY cares to much about this crap anyway, it will blow over soon one way or the other.

[VetSkinsFan]

Who's turned against Shanahan? Even I have said I support the idea of what Shanahan's doing. I just don't like the actual way he's going about it. But that's obviously my own opinion and a rare one. And I'm done defending my minority opinion.

And Albert has caused 100x more drama here than what's shown in the locker room and on the field. I saw a few fiery comments at the peak of this, but all in all, the guys have said they want him on the field and they're gonna concentrate on who IS on the field.

[VetSkinsFan]

Nobody "hates" Albert. For myself, I simply see this as Shanahan being consistent with his application of his clearly stated rules. We all want Albert on the field... but there is no reason for Shanahan to make an exception for Albert, either. Yes... an exception... which seems to be what some are advocating.

Albert is the only Redskin required to take this test... who's fault is that???

Shanahan set the policy (attend at least 50% of conditioning sessions) or take the conditioning test. Several players were warned that they were at risk during the off season... and decided to attend more faithfully... otherwise, Albert would have had company.

Albert was well informed, according to Ray Allen... he knew what he was up against... and made his choice. Shanahan did not do that for him.

<sigh> detractors... is that a better word. or maybe "people who don't support Haynesworth at all". I could go in to sickening detail, but I thoght the intelligent base here could understand the gist.

You know what? It's not worth it. There's so much emotion here that it's damn near impossible to have a critical thought without being chastised. Enjoy your lynch mob.

Lynch mob? You really think CT's stance is equivalent to a lynch mob? I've read through the entire thread, and Trey has seemed to be one of the more reasoned voices on the issue. Shanahan can't go back on it now or he will lose all credibility with the rest of the team. Haynesworth made his own bed, now he has to lie in it.

I could care less who can do this - the only one that needs to, is that fat ass that wanted to come in and show everyone up

keep him on the sidelines until he earns his way and then put him in charge of cleaning the latrines or whatever else we need doing that keeps his ass off the playing field


just before the season begins, trot his fat ass out there and let him show everyone how great he is


I'm just loving this - please do not let him stop trying to pass this test that even overage, out of work fat asses can easily pass

THIS lynch mob...

[langleyparkjoe]

You know why I'm ticked off, because we almost had a perfect offseason with our new team and this guy makes drama tv. Ridiculous... has he been booed yet by fans or is everyone waiting until fan appreciation day?

[SkinsJock]

give it a rest Vet - I'm just pissed off at this guy

IF you had read and understood any of my posts you would know where I stand with this fat ass - just to be clear

I want him to be a fantastic defensive lineman for this season and then I want to get as much for him as we gave up IF not more

I think we'll be a lot better off as both a defense and all round team without this selfish fat ass

I want what's best for the Redskins - Fat Al ONLY wants money and does not seem to want to earn it

[Deadskins]

Nobody "hates" Albert. For myself, I simply see this as Shanahan being consistent with his application of his clearly stated rules. We all want Albert on the field... but there is no reason for Shanahan to make an exception for Albert, either. Yes... an exception... which seems to be what some are advocating.

Albert is the only Redskin required to take this test... who's fault is that???

Shanahan set the policy (attend at least 50% of conditioning sessions) or take the conditioning test. Several players were warned that they were at risk during the off season... and decided to attend more faithfully... otherwise, Albert would have had company.

Albert was well informed, according to Ray Allen... he knew what he was up against... and made his choice. Shanahan did not do that for him.

<sigh> detractors... is that a better word. or maybe "people who don't support Haynesworth at all". I could go in to sickening detail, but I thoght the intelligent base here could understand the gist.

You know what? It's not worth it. There's so much emotion here that it's damn near impossible to have a critical thought without being chastised. Enjoy your lynch mob.

Lynch mob? You really think CT's stance is equivalent to a lynch mob? I've read through the entire thread, and Trey has seemed to be one of the more reasoned voices on the issue. Shanahan can't go back on it now or he will lose all credibility with the rest of the team. Haynesworth made his own bed, now he has to lie in it.

I could care less who can do this - the only one that needs to, is that fat ass that wanted to come in and show everyone up

keep him on the sidelines until he earns his way and then put him in charge of cleaning the latrines or whatever else we need doing that keeps his ass off the playing field


just before the season begins, trot his fat ass out there and let him show everyone how great he is


I'm just loving this - please do not let him stop trying to pass this test that even overage, out of work fat asses can easily pass

THIS lynch mob...

Silly me, when you said "your lynch mob" in respnse to CT's post, I didn't know you were talking about SkinsJock being SkinsJock.

[SkinsJock]

Nobody "hates" Albert. For myself, I simply see this as Shanahan being consistent with his application of his clearly stated rules. We all want Albert on the field... but there is no reason for Shanahan to make an exception for Albert, either. Yes... an exception... which seems to be what some are advocating.
Albert is the only Redskin required to take this test... who's fault is that???
Shanahan set the policy (attend at least 50% of conditioning sessions) or take the conditioning test. Several players were warned that they were at risk during the off season... and decided to attend more faithfully... otherwise, Albert would have had company.

Albert was well informed ... he knew what he was up against ... and he made his choice. Shanahan did not do that for him.

<sigh> detractors... is that a better word. or maybe "people who don't support Haynesworth at all". I could go in to sickening detail, but I thought the intelligent base here could understand the gist.
You know what? It's not worth it. There's so much emotion here that it's damn near impossible to have a critical thought without being chastised. Enjoy your lynch mob.

Lynch mob? You really think CT's stance is equivalent to a lynch mob? I've read through the entire thread, and Trey has seemed to be one of the more reasoned voices on the issue. Shanahan can't go back on it now or he will lose all credibility with the rest of the team. Haynesworth made his own bed, now he has to lie in it.

I could care less who can do this - the only one that needs to, is that fat ass that wanted to come in and show everyone up
keep him on the sidelines until he earns his way and then put him in charge of cleaning the latrines or whatever else we need doing that keeps his ass off the playing field
just before the season begins, trot his fat ass out there and let him show everyone how great he is
I'm just loving this - please do not let him stop trying to pass this test that even over-age, out of work, fat ass media types and fans can easily pass

THIS lynch mob...

Silly me, when you said "your lynch mob" in respnse to CT's post, I didn't know you were talking about SkinsJock being SkinsJock.

that would be moi

[PulpExposure]

Who's turned against Shanahan? Even I have said I support the idea of what Shanahan's doing. I just don't like the actual way he's going about it. But that's obviously my own opinion and a rare one. And I'm done defending my minority opinion.

And Albert has caused 100x more drama here than what's shown in the locker room and on the field. I saw a few fiery comments at the peak of this, but all in all, the guys have said they want him on the field and they're gonna concentrate on who IS on the field.

I'm with you on this, Vet. But I also agree right now, it's just something to talk about.

We've not had a whole lot to talk about the past year or so. Especially after the strike year of 2009 where the Redskins didn't even suit up to play.

[langleyparkjoe]

Who's turned against Shanahan? Even I have said I support the idea of what Shanahan's doing. I just don't like the actual way he's going about it. But that's obviously my own opinion and a rare one. And I'm done defending my minority opinion.

And Albert has caused 100x more drama here than what's shown in the locker room and on the field. I saw a few fiery comments at the peak of this, but all in all, the guys have said they want him on the field and they're gonna concentrate on who IS on the field.

I'm with you on this, Vet. But I also agree right now, it's just something to talk about.

We've not had a whole lot to talk about the past year or so. Especially after the strike year of 2009 where the Redskins didn't even suit up to play.

Actually, we win during strike years.. '09 was just.. dude I can't even remember '09.. oh yea I do, never mind your right because they never showed up

[SkinsJock]

I understand that Haynesworth is still getting his ass in shape and is not able to take the test again today (Tuesday)

I am cogniscant of an issue with his knee and do not want him to rush back just to make a point ... STILL, this is very disapointing

I think that he'll determine how he is treated by the other players based on how much of an effort he makes when he finally gets on the field, albeit with the lower ranked players


I just hope he shows the form we need and impresses everyone with his effort and play this camp and this year so we get a lot for him - there is no way this POS is here for long if anyone makes a decent offer for him

[yupchagee]

I understand that Haynesworth is still getting his ass in shape and is not able to take the test again today (Tuesday)

I am cogniscant of an issue with his knee and do not want him to rush back just to make a point ... STILL, this is very disapointing

I think that he'll determine how he is treated by the other players based on how much of an effort he makes when he finally gets on the field, albeit with the lower ranked players


I just hope he shows the form we need and impresses everyone with his effort and play this camp and this year so we get a lot for him - there is no way this POS is here for long if anyone makes a decent offer for him

If his knee can't handle sprints, how will it be able to handle contact?

[skinsfan#33]

They did the test on Mike & Mike and Golic passed. Watch the video and you'll see it's not that hard. Albert's been practicing for it too.

Actually, if you watch it, the second time he runs it, he comes in at 76 seconds. Which would have failed.

Of course, he's also 47 years old...

Yeah, but his numb skull radio partner was calling out a time three seconds off the pace and Golic was pacing to it. He could have made the 73 seconds if he knew the correct pace.

So, yes he technically failed the second run and I question if he was getting all the way back at each turn (he looked a foot or two short on each near side turn around), but I have no doubt if he went to Ashburn and ran it with a competent stopwatch operator, he would pass what Big Al has failed.

And as you pointed out, he's 47 and hasn't been a professional athlete for 16 years (and was never close to Mount St. Hayneswort's talent level)

[TeeterSalad]

They did the test on Mike & Mike and Golic passed. Watch the video and you'll see it's not that hard. Albert's been practicing for it too.

Actually, if you watch it, the second time he runs it, he comes in at 76 seconds. Which would have failed.

Of course, he's also 47 years old...

Yeah, but his numb skull radio partner was calling out a time three seconds off the pace and Golic was pacing to it. He could have made the 73 seconds if he knew the correct pace.

So, yes he technically failed the second run and I question if he was getting all the way back at each turn (he looked a foot or two short on each near side turn around), but I have no doubt if he went to Ashburn and ran it with a competent stopwatch operator, he would pass what Big Al has failed.

And as you pointed out, he's 47 and hasn't been a professional athlete for 16 years (and was never close to Mount St. Hayneswort's talent level)

Doesn't Fat Alby have to touch the line everytime he turns? If thats the case Golic wouldn't have made it either. Golic was definately coming up short each time he turned, and I don't think he made the first one in under 70 either. Of course this doesn't really take away from the fact that a payed NFL athlete should be able to pass this test with ease.

[Deadskins]

Doesn't Al have to actually touch the line with his hand too, not just his foot?

[VetSkinsFan]

Doesn't Al have to actually touch the line with his hand too, not just his foot?

I thought I read foot, but I'm not 100% positive.