Mike Williams's a$$ is so big that.........

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:28 pm

his ankle is sprained trying to keep it up

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:28 pm

It has it's own area code

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:29 pm

it has a gravitational force that attracts sattelites

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:32 pm

that he can play guard and it can play tackle.......

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:21 pm

when he farts, he proves the Big Bang Theory wrong ...

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39 pm

nice.......c'mon guys it takes the canuk to get it?!......

dudes ass is so big it has its own independent ass

Hooligan · Post by **Hooligan** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:50 pm

His ass is so small that... dammit I suck at these. ](*,)

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:59 pm

If he had an X on his back, helicopters would land on his back.

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:02 pm

frankcal20 wrote:If he had an X on his back, helicopters would land on his back.

yeah o k good effort.........i like the helicopters but thats his back....please stay on topic Frank

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:03 pm

restaurants in DC have signs that say "maximum occupancy 200 people or MIKE WILLIAMS ONLY"

ATX_Skins · Post by **ATX_Skins** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:04 pm

When he sits around the house he really sits around the house.

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:10 pm

ATX_Skins wrote:When he sits around the house he really sits around the house.

thats the spirit!.........

so big that the real reason we can't run to the right is not stephen heyor but the fact that big mikes ass takes up that whole side of th field!

Hooligan · Post by **Hooligan** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:50 am

Drinks at Fed Ex Field now come in Small, Medium, Large, and Mike Williams' Ass.

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:29 am

His a$$ is so big that when the coaches yell at him to hall a$$ it takes him 3 trips.

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:37 am

... it gives an opportunity to astrophysisicts to perform research on the behaviour of black holes.

( I respectfully suggest to bring this thread to the Lounge or, better yet, smack) :twisted:

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:48 pm

.. he has to hit the truck weight station while on I-95

Hooligan · Post by **Hooligan** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:47 pm

He shows up to practice right on time, but his ass is 15 minutes late.

His ass is so big, it gets into clubs VIP but Mike still has to wait in line.

His ass is so big, it has an autobiography coming out, and a 3 movie deal starring Will Smith.

His ass is so big it has it's own personal trainer. Mike's ass can bench more than you.

TeeterSalad · Post by **TeeterSalad** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:01 pm

Geez, you guys must've been looking at Mike Williams' a$$ for a really long time huh? :shock:

Andy614 · Post by **Andy614** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:08 pm

Clinton Portis fell in and hasn't been seen since.

Andy614 · Post by **Andy614** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:09 pm

Carlos Rogers gets faked out by his left cheek

BurgundyandGoldfaith · Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:39 pm

he dropped 100 pounds and it didn't blink

SkinsHead56 · Post by **SkinsHead56** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:54 pm

............His butt crack has a hyphen.

............Kim Kardashian is jealous.

............He uses Bounty mega-roll for toilet paper.

BurgundyandGoldfaith · Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:59 pm

no, really. he dropped a hundred pounds and it didn't blink

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:21 pm

He was fined for being over his street's weight limit, while walking his Chihuahua

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:21 pm

His town passed a law requiring him to beep when he backs up