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Fios wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
PulpExposure wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
DEHog wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
JSPB22 wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
ChocolateMilk wrote:
Fios wrote:I'm not fully recovered from a rather extended inaugural celebration, I spent much of this morning convinced today was Saturday
i hate it when that kind of thing happends..


That was 14 months of my life in Korea -drinking

Korea?


Uncle Sam thought I'd like to visit South Korea...


Spent 7 years on Okinawa Korea was vacation land for me...made many memories there!


You can remember? I usually stayed drunk so I wouldn't be thinking about my wife back in the states. Pathetic, I know, but I made it (with a few less brain cells wich I couldn't afford to lose in the 1st place).


Looks like you left an h behind, too :wink:
:roll:


'Twas a joke amigo, no need to get eye rolly (unless you just thought the joke sucked)


I wasn't upset :P
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Post by PulpExposure »

VetSkinsFan wrote:
Fios wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
PulpExposure wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
DEHog wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
JSPB22 wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
ChocolateMilk wrote:
Fios wrote:I'm not fully recovered from a rather extended inaugural celebration, I spent much of this morning convinced today was Saturday
i hate it when that kind of thing happends..


That was 14 months of my life in Korea -drinking

Korea?


Uncle Sam thought I'd like to visit South Korea...


Spent 7 years on Okinawa Korea was vacation land for me...made many memories there!


You can remember? I usually stayed drunk so I wouldn't be thinking about my wife back in the states. Pathetic, I know, but I made it (with a few less brain cells wich I couldn't afford to lose in the 1st place).


Looks like you left an h behind, too :wink:
:roll:


'Twas a joke amigo, no need to get eye rolly (unless you just thought the joke sucked)


I wasn't upset :P


That's what you get for derailing my thread, dammit! :wink:
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Post by 1niksder »

VetSkinsFan wrote:
Fios wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
PulpExposure wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
DEHog wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
JSPB22 wrote:
VetSkinsFan wrote:
ChocolateMilk wrote:
Fios wrote:I'm not fully recovered from a rather extended inaugural celebration, I spent much of this morning convinced today was Saturday
i hate it when that kind of thing happends..


That was 14 months of my life in Korea -drinking

Korea?


Uncle Sam thought I'd like to visit South Korea...


Spent 7 years on Okinawa Korea was vacation land for me...made many memories there!


You can remember? I usually stayed drunk so I wouldn't be thinking about my wife back in the states. Pathetic, I know, but I made it (with a few less brain cells wich I couldn't afford to lose in the 1st place).


Looks like you left an h behind, too :wink:
:roll:


'Twas a joke amigo, no need to get eye rolly (unless you just thought the joke sucked)


I wasn't upset :P

So you thought the joke sucked -
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And not to be outdone...

LOS ANGELES (TICKER) —T.O. will be on TV in the near future - but he won’t be catching passes.

Dallas Cowboys enigmatic star receiver Terrell Owens has teamed up with VH1 for his own reality television show, which will premiere this July.

In the series, Owens will be shadowed in the offseason by his best friends and publicists, Monique Jackson and Kita Williams.

“We are thrilled to bring such a great athlete, who is one of the biggest names and personalities in all the world of sports to VH1 for a surprising high octane look inside his superstar life off the field,” VH1 executive vice president Jeff Olde said Monday in a statement.
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It says something rather damning about your character when your best friends are your publicists.
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Fios wrote:It says something rather damning about your character when your best friends are your publicists.


Well... after all, doesn't he owe his life to a publicist??? :wink:
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“We are thrilled to bring such a great athlete, who is one of the biggest names and personalities in all the world of sports

Maybe ten years ago he was. :roll:
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Post by Irn-Bru »

JSPB22 wrote:
“We are thrilled to bring such a great athlete, who is one of the biggest names and personalities in all the world of sports

Maybe ten years ago he was. :roll:


That's what I was thinking. This would have had hype 4 or 5 years ago (not that I would have cared then, either). Now, though, it's just. . .jumping the shark.
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Post by El Mexican »

[quote="Fios"]It says something rather damning about your character when your best friends are your publicists.[/quote]

Not unless one of them is hot.
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Post by tcwest10 »

If you scroll down fast through all the posts with quotes attached, the results could be medically fascinating.
I, for one, experienced a petit mal seizure. The pattern is as affecting as the old opening scenes of the Twilight Zone".
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tcwest10 wrote:If you scroll down fast through all the posts with quotes attached, the results could be medically fascinating.
I, for one, experienced a petit mal seizure. The pattern is as affecting as the old opening scenes of the Twilight Zone".


Do it again, please.

Once you have that down, we'll try it with a strobe light.
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I did it three times, and experienced mild nausea and dizziness. For example, I see your username as Counterseis now.
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