Bring him back!

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:39 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:I want Marty back here!!! Oh please fire Zorn and bring Marty back! I said it and I meant it.

It won't ever happen. Vinnie Cerrato would be gone again, and The Danny would have to swallow his pride. Nope, never gonna happen. :cry:

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:44 pm

JSPB22 wrote:
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I want Marty back here!!! Oh please fire Zorn and bring Marty back! I said it and I meant it.

It won't ever happen. Vinnie Cerrato would be gone again, and The Danny would have to swallow his pride. Nope, never gonna happen.

Makes you sad too.

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:01 pm

Makes me happy. Marty is the king of coaching chokers. He is not capable of winning an important game, as he has demonstrated REPEATEDLY. His specialty is bringing fans to the very edge of the promised land, then snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Nobody does that better.

I predicted the result of his last game. That was typical Marty.

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:18 pm

Better Marty-maybe-someday than never-will-Spurrier. Again, you can't blame Marty for some of those losses. He'll make it one day.

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:28 pm

JSPB22 wrote:Better Marty-maybe-someday than never-will-Spurrier. Again, you can't blame Marty for some of those losses. He'll make it one day.

If you say so... unfortunately, you must first have a team to coach... luckily, that won't be the Redskins.

Marty has repeated years of teams that choked at the most inopportune times. Some were the result of poor execution. Some were clearly stupid coaching decisions. When it happens repeatedly, to the same coach, with different teams... ummm... hello?

No... let's instead dump the rookie coach with a history of making something from nothing as both an assistant and as a player...

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:37 am

No, I'm talking about never having gotten rid of him. I know he can't come back now.

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:15 am

Bring him back?

The guy who was OFFERED the Head Coach position?

To be brought back by the guy who OFFERED the Head Coach position and RENEGED on his promise?

WHY would THEY want to do ANYTHING with one another ever again?

I am confused by posters in THN who should know better than this. :roll:

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:03 pm

Countertrey wrote:Marty has repeated years of teams that choked at the most inopportune times. Some were the result of poor execution. Some were clearly stupid coaching decisions. When it happens repeatedly, to the same coach, with different teams... ummm... hello?

Clearly we don't fire people who fail repeatedly within this organization so why shouldn't Marty get that luxury?

Countertrey wrote:No... let's instead dump the rookie coach with a history of making something from nothing as both an assistant and as a player...

He made something from nothing? His team is in a tailspin and is free-falling to the ground. Let's get out of control here. Let's evaluate what you just said...

"Something from nothing...." Ok, that was BS. Zorn had "something". He had a proven running game that he whored out early in the season. At no point did HIS passing offense do anything spectacular. When the running game was stopped, HIS passing offense continued to do nothing.
:lol:

So really, let's correct your statement.

Zorn did something with something (Gibbs running game) and did nothing with nothing (Zorns passing game).

Countertrey wrote:His specialty is bringing fans to the very edge of the promised land, then snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Nobody does that better.

I predicted the result of his last game. That was typical Marty.

I guess it's better to know you're not going at all. :lol:

VetSkinsFan · Post by **VetSkinsFan** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:15 pm

"Something from nothing...." Ok, that was BS. Zorn had "something". He had a proven running game that he whored out early in the season. At no point did HIS passing offense do anything spectacular. When the running game was stopped, HIS passing offense continued to do nothing.

I thought he was talking about Hasselbeck.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:01 pm

VetSkinsFan wrote:
"Something from nothing...." Ok, that was BS. Zorn had "something". He had a proven running game that he whored out early in the season. At no point did HIS passing offense do anything spectacular. When the running game was stopped, HIS passing offense continued to do nothing.

I thought he was talking about Hasselbeck.

Beats me, I'm having a horribly busy week at work, maybe I read it wrong. My point still stand though. :twisted:

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:11 pm

Redskin in Canada wrote:Bring him back?

The guy who was OFFERED the Head Coach position?

To be brought back by the guy who OFFERED the Head Coach position and RENEGED on his promise?

WHY would THEY want to do ANYTHING with one another ever again?

I am confused by posters in THN who should know better than this.

The title of the thread is supposed to be sarcastic.

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:13 pm

Jake wrote:
Redskin in Canada wrote:Bring him back?

The guy who was OFFERED the Head Coach position?

To be brought back by the guy who OFFERED the Head Coach position and RENEGED on his promise?

WHY would THEY want to do ANYTHING with one another ever again?

I am confused by posters in THN who should know better than this.

The title of the thread is supposed to be sarcastic.

That'll learn ya...

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:30 pm

[FAIL]

Jake wrote:The title of the thread is supposed to be sarcastic.

[/FAIL]

:lol:

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:15 pm

Clearly we don't fire people who fail repeatedly within this organization so why shouldn't Marty get that luxury?

Vinny did!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:29 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:[FAIL]
Jake wrote:The title of the thread is supposed to be sarcastic.
[/FAIL]

Obviously. :lol:

tribeofjudah · Post by **tribeofjudah** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:04 pm

Heck....let's get Lombardi back.... George Allen.....????

welch · Post by **welch** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:05 pm

Sorry, ToJ, last year I reported that Snyder had hired Clark Griffith as General Manager, and that Griffith had hired Bucky Harris as head coach / manager...since neither have disagreed with a living soul in the last twenty years...being dead...they would be perfect for Snyder.

The joke lasted through about three rounds of posts, but I think only CT knew Griff and Harris.

So...you'll have to start a different story. :wink:

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:52 pm

It was a great ruse, Welch. I liked it.

Gibbs4Life · Post by **Gibbs4Life** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 4:13 pm

Bring Joe Back