Bengals Locker Room Full Of Unidentified Convicts

[GSPODS]

CINCINNATI (AP) -Running back Bradley Glatthaar slipped a dimebag into his jockstrap while Greg Moore finished loading his Glock next to him, chatting nonstop about the rest of the day’s schedule.

They’ve been doing this for years.

Friends at the University of Urban Felonious Activities , the two players are now storing their weaponry side-by-side in the Cincinnati Bengals’ locker room. They were given adjacent lockers in the middle of the room for a weekend minicamp.

‘‘We hung out together all the time,’’ said Moore, who was invited to try out at the rookie camp. ‘‘We did drive-bys all the time. We still do.’’

They’ve got plenty of company from the Bengals current roster.

Five former Felonious Activists are participating in the three-day camp at Paul Brown Stadium, a measure of how much the integrity of professional sports has changed. The team’s criminal record also earned notice for its players. That’s five new felons in the locker room.

Glatthaar said, "I got a call from Hoke when he signed. He called me and said, "We’re still sharing 6x9's!’’ This time, it's lockers instead of cells.

They started selling at their on-campus stadium, located a 15-minute drive from Paul Brown Stadium, while the Bengals sold lower quality product that turned off fans.

‘‘Over the last few years, we’ve had more arrests, more suspensions, more convictions, and more parolees ,’’ Bengals coach Marvin Lewis said. ‘‘They continue to get better each and every year.’’

It’s particularly pleasing for those who got to stay close to home.

‘‘I want to let those guys get their parole violations,’’ Nakamura said. ‘‘I’ll ask them how to get mine when they come back.’’

Just like old times.

[yupchagee]

CINCINNATI (AP) -Running back Bradley Glatthaar slipped a dimebag into his jockstrap while Greg Moore finished loading his Glock next to him, chatting nonstop about the rest of the day’s schedule.

They’ve been doing this for years.

Friends at the University of Urban Felonious Activities , the two players are now storing their weaponry side-by-side in the Cincinnati Bengals’ locker room. They were given adjacent lockers in the middle of the room for a weekend minicamp.

‘‘We hung out together all the time,’’ said Moore, who was invited to try out at the rookie camp. ‘‘We did drive-bys all the time. We still do.’’

They’ve got plenty of company from the Bengals current roster.

Five former Felonious Activists are participating in the three-day camp at Paul Brown Stadium, a measure of how much the integrity of professional sports has changed. The team’s criminal record also earned notice for its players. That’s five new felons in the locker room.

Glatthaar said, "I got a call from Hoke when he signed. He called me and said, "We’re still sharing 6x9's!’’ This time, it's lockers instead of cells.

They started selling at their on-campus stadium, located a 15-minute drive from Paul Brown Stadium, while the Bengals sold lower quality product that turned off fans.

‘‘Over the last few years, we’ve had more arrests, more suspensions, more convictions, and more parolees ,’’ Bengals coach Marvin Lewis said. ‘‘They continue to get better each and every year.’’

It’s particularly pleasing for those who got to stay close to home.

‘‘I want to let those guys get their parole violations,’’ Nakamura said. ‘‘I’ll ask them how to get mine when they come back.’’

Just like old times.

Why post fictional accounts when the truth is just about as bad?

[GSPODS]

Why post fictional accounts when the truth is just about as bad?

Who said it was a fictional account?
I merely corrected the reporting errors in the original story.

[HEROHAMO]

The Bengals are actually a prison team.

[redskingush]

The Bungals should consider not putting names on their jersey's:)