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[Insert name] was just released by [insert team name]

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Pre-emptive, Generic, Free Agent Thread

We should get him.

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He is a MUST have
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If we can sign him for the minimum, I say go for it...
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He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER
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Fios wrote:He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER


Well, yes, but it's not like that's a bad thing. We need him... and imagine how cool his Nike signature shoes would look in Maroon and Black!
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...but he's the final piece to get this team to the Super Bowl.
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Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON
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Fios wrote:Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON

Oh my God, you're right. FA's are poison too, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE! Remember, we don't sign anyone and we NEVER overpay. And think of the Cap space we'll have!
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But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.

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No!!!! Don't sign him!
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UK Skins Fan wrote:But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.

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Oh, yeah! Not only that, but imagine how cool the break from the pre-game huddle would be... AWESOME!!!
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I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
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brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!


I think his age has been exaggerated by The Washington Post, just so they can tweak the Danny...

I also have reliable information that that injury was little more than a cut from a dull Bic shaver. Nothing to worry about, at all... as you said.
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brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
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UK Skins Fan wrote:
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.


Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
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Perfect: Trudi is married to Sting - Danny and Vinny could watch the game with Sting!
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And Sting could also be asked to murder the national anthem before each game, in time honoured tradition.

This plan is coming along nicely.
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Countertrey wrote:
UK Skins Fan wrote:
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.


Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
Are we talking about easy transfer of techniques between positions here?
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Countertrey wrote:
UK Skins Fan wrote:
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.


Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...


Yea, i heard he is stiff as a blocker.
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Post by PulpExposure »

Man, you all are slipping.

I don't want to sign him. He's only an 89 on Madden with a 85 for speed and a 80 in hands!
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PulpExposure wrote:Man, you all are slipping.

I don't want to sign him. He's only an 89 on Madden with a 85 for speed and a 80 in hands!


Yea, but maybe they gave him more "exclusiveness"

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