CAPTION TIME! Rod and Coach G!

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:58 pm

Well, due to popular demand... here's a pic for y'all to write captions about.

Rod: C'mon coach! I'll get a rash!
Gibbs: Rod, you practice hard THEN you'll get talcum powder!

oafusp · Post by **oafusp** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:00 pm

Rod Gardner falls to the ground after Joe Gibbs delivers a Vulcan Neck Pinch (note the fingers).

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:02 pm

You see Rod, this is the proper technique for ballroom dancing.

Redskins4Life · Post by **Redskins4Life** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:04 pm

Rod's a pimp so stop hatin! lol

wormer · Post by **wormer** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:15 pm

"Remember when Mr.Miyagi showed Danny the Tiger Claw technique. Man that movie was awesome!"

surferskin · Post by **surferskin** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:11 pm

"no rod, this is how uma pulled that girl's eye out in kill bill vol. 2"

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:17 pm

JG: See Rod, that's the way to make the perfect armpit fart.
RG: Hmm, watch me do it with my leg!

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:20 pm

"You see, Rod, if you keep holding your hand like this when the ball comes to you...you're gonna have the same problems as you did last year dropping all of those balls. You should watch Darnerian when he catches the ball. He'll teach you a thing or two!"

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:29 pm

Joe: Ok Rod,... it will only hurt this much....
Rod: Come on, coach.... is this neccesary?
Joe: This will help you and your teamate's build chemistry.
Rod: What? Are you insane?
Joe: Rod, everyone around you is going thru the same thing you are and i don't hear them crying...
Rod: but Coach , I....
Joe: ROD!!!

Rod: ok.... i'm ready.. :cry:

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:31 pm

hahahaha

wow thats funny

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:34 pm

Joe: "Rod, I'm not supposed to tell you, but when the guy takes my picture of me doing this, it'll look like I'm trying to grab Kirk Olividatti's nipple."

Rod: "Who?"

Champsturf · Post by **Champsturf** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:15 pm

Oh my, Jake. ...I had to go back and check for myself

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:23 pm

Then I reached over and grabbed Gambit's N#%^@&

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:10 pm

Rod: How about like this, coach?
Gibbs: Rob, even from this point of view, "IT" looks this big.

coachsanto · Post by **coachsanto** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:31 pm

Gibbs: whispering - Let's see if i can reflect the sun in his eye with my watch.
Rod: What's that coach, I can't see with your watch reflecting the sun like that.

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:32 pm

as Joe Gibbs
"Hey ! Hey, guys ! Look ! I'm making a "shadow bunny" on Rod's forehead ! See ? It's hopping !"

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:32 pm

"Rod..., I'll start with these 2 fingers and we'll loosen you up from there..."

Where is my mind at today?!?! :twisted:

coachsanto · Post by **coachsanto** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:36 pm

Gibbs: Oops, did i just drop my muffin down your shorts?

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:59 pm

Alright, you two.
That's a little weird, okay ?

tx_skins_fan · Post by **tx_skins_fan** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:14 pm

"Miagi show you exercise that teach you how to hold on to football."

johnjack · Post by **johnjack** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:22 pm

Gibbs: You see Rod, I can't dial a telephone because of my arthritis. Look at my fingers.

Rod: Oh yeah, they look just like Fred Sanford's fingers did on Sanford and Son. Coach, I normally just dial the phone using my cleats, see.

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:35 pm

Joe: Rod! Spit the Peanut Butter out of your mouth. You know there's no eating at practice.

Rod: Wup Peawabubba?

redskincity · Post by **redskincity** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:02 pm

Hey Rod.."Try to catch the ball with your feet because your hands suck." :evil:

dieselhog · Post by **dieselhog** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:27 pm

That's your hamstring, son.

SkinsChic · Post by **SkinsChic** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:54 pm

You guys are crazy...but really funny....keep em coming...I love reading these captions.