> > > Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
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> > 1 cup of water> 1 tsp baking soda> 1 cup of
> sugar> 1 tsp salt> 1 cup or brown sugar> 4 large
> eggs> 1 cup nuts> 2 cups of dried fruit> 1 bottle
> Jose Cuervo Tequila> Sample the Cuervo to check
> quality. Take a large> bowl, check the Cuervo
> again, to be sure it is of the highest> quality,
> pour one Level Cup and drink.> Turn on the
> electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter> in a
> large fluffy bowl.> Add one peastoon of sugar.
> Beat again. At this point> it's best to make sure
> the Cuervo is still OK, try another> cup...just
> in case.> Turn off the mixerer thingy.> Break 2
> leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the> cup
> of dried fruit.> Pick the frigging fruit off the
> floor...> Mix on the turner.> If the fried druit
> gets stuck in the beaters just> pry it loose with
> a drewscriver.> Sample the Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity.> Next, sift two cups of salt, or
> something. Who> geeves a sheet.> Check the Jose
> Cuervo. Add one table.> Add a spoon of sugar, or
> somefink. Whatever you can> find.> Greash the
> oven.> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not
> to fall> over.> Don't forget to beat off the
> turner.> Finally, throw the bowl through the
> window, finish> the Cose Juervo andke sure to put
> the stove in the> wishdasher.> Cherry Mistmas
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A Recipe and a Merry Christmas to my THN Family
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Re: A Recipe and a Merry Christmas to my THN Family
NikiH wrote:> > > Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
...> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila > Sample the Cuervo to check
> quality. Take a large> bowl, check the Cuervo
> again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
> pour one Level Cup and drink... At this point it's best to make sure
> the Cuervo is still OK, try anothercup...just
> in case ...Sample the Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity...Check the Jose
> Cuervo. ... Cherry Mistmas
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