Self promotion is the truest form of humility

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:42 am

http://www.the-hogs.net/content/index.php?id=1050

As always, if you dig it, Digg it

langleyparkjoe · Post by **langleyparkjoe** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:55 am

Aye man, that was great..

#2.. the bears @ Lake Tahoe.. So what's being said is that a mom, pop, and daughter return home one evening and then say..
Mom- "Someone's been sleeping in my bed"
Pop- "Someone's been sleeping in my bed 2"
Daughter- "Hey guys, there's another damn bear in my bed, pop, get the gauge"

#5.. Ugly Betty came to mind immediately. It really is a good question on how they cast those roles man. Too funny.

ROTFALMAO

KazooSkinsFan · Post by **KazooSkinsFan** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:01 pm

I'd have said self promotion is the truest form of "humanity," but what's a few letters between friends.

That sounds like a good movie, doesn't it? The Bears invade Tahoe. First it was "The Birds" and then "Arachnid." Now it's "The Bears."

BTW, I think it was a good call, Fios, to skirt the football stuff for now. I wish some in your fellow media would give some of it a rest for just a short while.

Secondary_Chaos · Post by **Secondary_Chaos** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:06 pm

Excellent article Fios.. Glad to see a diversion from all this craziness in Redskins Nation. Humor is always a good way to bring up the mood and that is a true talent of yours. Thanks for the laughs..

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:20 pm

Me make funny

GSPODS · Post by **GSPODS** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:52 pm

Smoking is punishable by second-hand death. Second-hand smoke is punishable by death. Smoking in one's own vehicle is punishable by citation (ticket), whereby if one argues in court, one may be sentenced to death.

The same government that not only allows, but at one time encouraged the sale of tobacco products has now shifted gears to encouraging the sale of alcohol and luxury taxable items, the fact that both the federal and state governments receive revenue from both tobacco and alcohol before these products ever see the retail market notwithstanding.

Rumour has it there is Congressional debate on whether or not to add a luxury tax to deodorant and toilet paper.

Now that I've gone off on a tangent, I should probably mention I Dugg It.

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:05 pm

Self promotion is the truest form of humility

From you, yes, it's kinda endearing. From others, uh, not much more than self-promotion! I dug it! :wink:

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:31 pm

I do hope to one day learn to use the words I, me, my and mine more liberally.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:45 pm

Fios wrote:I do hope to one day learn to use the words I, me, my and mine more liberally.

I'm keeping a running count on you, and you are averaging well below 1 self-reference per sentence. I'd like to see you up to at least 1.8–2 by the end of next month.

Keep trying, though, just think: What Would I Do?

GSPODS · Post by **GSPODS** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:15 pm

I suggest copying a crappy Steven Seagal movie. Just start saying, "I and I" at every thought. Which reminds me, I and I need to get my and my post count down.