Any body wanna hear a funny Family guys joke

[por-tiz2skins]

OK here we go.

Peter :O crap.

Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.

Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.

/Image/

(Time out)

Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.

JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)

Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.

JC:Ya but stunk up last year.

Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.

Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.

[ANT7088]

I don't get it!

[GSPODS]

Here's a better one:

A Cowboys fan invades a Redskins Forum ...
And wonders why no one will talk to him.

Now, there's a joke.

[por-tiz2skins]

I don't get it!

Come on..............imagine Brunell go up to JC to trow long so that JC can lose his job every time he listens to Brunell.So Brunell can eventually start again.

[hailskins666]

goddamn. english please. maybe even a sentence. i didn't ride the short bus. short words, fragments and abbreviations aren't working.


please. respect yourself if nothing else. please.

trolls of other teams get on my nerves. but what P2S is doing is even worse. coherrent sentences are a good thing. i used to bitch about english class. never understood why we had to have an english credit in school each year. now i do. i apologize to each and everyone of those english teachers. i'd like to thank each and everyone of them at this point. at least i don't feel like a complete and uter retard.

[everydayAskinsday]

yea come on how many times can you mispell throw.. its T-H-R-O-W.. not trow.. and what does any of that have to do with Family guy?

[BossHog]

OK here we go.

Peter :O crap.

Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.

Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.

/Image/

(Time out)

Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.

JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)

Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.

JC:Ya but stunk up last year.

Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.

Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.

Wow.

That's all I can say without breaking a rule.

I will add that that's quite possibly the worst attempt at a joke that I've ever seen.

[NC43Hog]

Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.

We can only hope.

[GSPODS]

Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.

We can only hope.

What was that quote you use, again?

"stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[NC43Hog]

Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.

We can only hope.

What was that quote you use, again?

"stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Let's not forget FAT and DRUNK. The latter may be the culprit!

[Bob 0119]

Yeah, I don't get it either. Don't quit your day job, or maybe go and get a day job, but comedy writing is not for you.

I know, I know, the potheads, paint-huffers, and acid freaks probably think your hilarious, but trust me on this, it's just not there man...

[1niksder]

OK here we go.

Peter :O crap.

Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.

Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.

/Image/

(Time out)

Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.

JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)

Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.

JC:Ya but stunk up last year.

Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.

Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.

This isn't funny... it's sad.