Well, personally I'd rather have Vick. In Vick, you'd get a teacher who could teach two positions (QB & RB) for the price of one and, on top of that, volunteer to "watch" your dog!! Talk about value.
16 Ounce Bottle Of Coke: $2
3 Bags Of Chips: $8
40" Plasma Screen TV: $2000
Watching the Cowgirls get beaten in Dallas with 2 4th Quarter TD passes to Santana Moss: Priceless