You know you're a Redskins fan when...

BnGhog · Post by **BnGhog** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:41 pm

if you do yard work singing hail skins, or mammas don't let your babys grow up to be cowboys

SO. CAL. SKIN DUDE · Post by **SO. CAL. SKIN DUDE** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:01 pm

you know your a Skins fan when you attend Cowpukes training camp in Oxnard Ca. fully dressed in skins gear (authentic Marcus Wash. jersey) and you tape on the front/back of the jersey: Kiss My A$$!!

PS: and you make your wife wear skins gear telling her she'll will not get picked-on, knowing full well that she will be. :rock:

gay4pacman · Post by **gay4pacman** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:47 pm

You know you are a skins fan when you want to die when they lose.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:49 pm

when you do the wave while the Skins are on offense. lmao

El Mexican · Post by **El Mexican** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:55 pm

You know you are a fan when you read these forums daily in the middle of May.

BnGhog · Post by **BnGhog** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:05 pm

You know you are a skins fan when you take a picture of your skins helmet with your phone because you don't want to pay for a skins wallpaper.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:16 pm

When you live in the Dallas area from 1991-1994 and wear your Redskins Starter jacket to high school all four years.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:29 pm

Fios wrote:When you live in the Dallas area from 1991-1994 and wear your Redskins Starter jacket to high school all four years.

...even in the summer. :shock:

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:13 pm

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:
Fios wrote:When you live in the Dallas area from 1991-1994 and wear your Redskins Starter jacket to high school all four years.
...even in the summer.

It's Texas.... Texas = mostly Summer

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:50 pm

1niksder wrote:
REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:
Fios wrote:When you live in the Dallas area from 1991-1994 and wear your Redskins Starter jacket to high school all four years.
...even in the summer.

It's Texas.... Texas = mostly Summer

Classes also typically let out during the summer ... or allegedly they do since I spent most of my summers in them

screwgun · Post by **screwgun** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:19 pm

JansenFan wrote:You know you're a redskin fan when you sit on a waiting list for 7 years to pay 350 bucks a year for parking and 700 bucks a year for a seat so high you need a sherpa and a parka to get there and binoculars to even read the numbers on the field, and yet you go every Sunday and kill yourself on route to a 5-11 season, only to wake up the day after the last game, and start plotting the secret to winning next years super bowl.

This is so true. You know this is my situation too !!

Skins2daGrave · Post by **Skins2daGrave** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:39 pm

you know you're a redskins fan when you make up excuses after each loss to your co-worker that follows the Dolphins ironically...then you realize that they suck too so you just give up but then your co-worker reminds you that the Fins won 1 more lousy game than the skins and you swallow your tongue...

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:31 am

Fios wrote:When you live in the Dallas area from 1991-1994 and wear your Redskins Starter jacket to high school all four years.

You just admitted to having a starter jacket. Well since we are coming out of the starter closet, I had one also. I also purchased my middle school girlfriend redskins helmet ear rings.....and she wore them on sundays...thats a good woman...too bad she moved away.

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:45 am

When you still remeber and think it was cool when Heath Shuler broke the rookie regular season quarterback record for two longest touchdown passes in a game........yikes

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:34 am

You know you are Redskins fan when your astonished wife discovers that your two-year old daughter sings Hail to the Redskins while dancing with you in the living room after a TD.

You know you are a Redskins fan when your wife and family leave the tv room and they close the windows in a useless effort to sound-proof the house if the game and the season have gone to the dogs.

(dogs? who said THAT?)! :lol:

Californiaskin · Post by **Californiaskin** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:03 am

.......when you though Reggie Brook's bowling ball running style was going to become the next fricken john riggens......

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:39 am

... when you're coming up on the fifth anniversary of running a busy Redskins website that sucks so much of your time that you can't possibly rationalize it.
:oops:

steve09ru · Post by **steve09ru** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:05 am

when your starting quarterback runs head first into the wall ](*,)

when you boo your back-up quarterback who comes in for the injured starter (brunell booed when campbell got a slight concussion)

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:05 am

When you wish an injury on a player who says something stupid!

steve09ru · Post by **steve09ru** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:10 am

Portis fan or an idiot...don't know which yet but If you would let Portis watch your dog

just a lil Portis joke...i still love the guy

everydayAskinsday · Post by **everydayAskinsday** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:14 am

when you wish you lived in tennessee just so you could vote for the guy running against Heath Shuler in the election ..

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:55 am

when you have at least 3 Redskins on your fantasy football team and make your logo look as much like the Redskins' as possible

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:11 pm

steve09ru wrote:Portis fan or an idiot...don't know which yet but If you would let Portis watch your dog

just a lil Portis joke...i still love the guy

It has to be funny to qualify as a joke.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:55 pm

...when you can only play as the Redskins on Madden and mock any opponent who chooses another NFC East team.

Mursilis · Post by **Mursilis** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:04 pm

BossHog wrote:... when you're coming up on the fifth anniversary of running a busy Redskins website that sucks so much of your time that you can't possibly rationalize it.

And a big

for that!